An Uneven Playing Field
September 16, 2008More Pryor, Coming Right Up
September 16, 2008
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Last week, I enjoyed the last post that wound up being caption-based. Today, I find the picture above as it is attached to Terry Pluto’s column in the electronic version of the Plain Dealer. It is absolutely screaming for a caption attached to it…and that’s where you all come in.
Have at it. Be nice. At least try to.
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“oooh! they’re doin dollar dog night at the jake again!
…when’s half time?”
Ohhhh…you mean they have the game clock posted right up there? Well I’ll be damned…
“I’m incompetent and should have been fired already.”
“I’m I allowed to use 2 timeouts after this next play?”
NOOOOOO!!!!! dont try to win the game; just try to lose by less!!
“Ohhhhh, we’re down by seven!”
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my FUPA keeps getting bigger with every passing day.
Ohhhhhhhhh buy one get one free Double Whoopers!
“MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. they aren’t booing us. They are doing COW impressions.”
Now *that’s* a pretty-lookin’ field goal!
“OOOOH! How smart do I look now for parlaying last year’s record into a multi-year contract extension!”
anyone else ever see Romeo on the sidelines, and think “He’s thinking Arby’s”
Mighty Joe Young sees female gorilla
ooooooohhh…you see that there Braylon…that’s how you catch a ball!
i cant do anymore tricks my belly is full of sardines!
“Three points? I thought you said field goals are worth three touchdowns!?!”
Ahhh, i was going to write something about the FUPA, but somebody beat me too it. good form.
OH! is that dionne warwick!?
“Let’s see… my cheat card says field goal, an onside kick recovery, another field goal, and baby we’re within one!”
“Oops I crapped my pants!”
Ohhhhhhhhh and two.
ohhhh the McRib is back at Mcdonalds!!!
OH! I got the head phones with music. I love this song… “why do you build me up, peanut buttercup, baby just to let me down…”
oooo its a third down and 20. lets run it up the middle.
“Coooooookie Crisp!”
“ooooooohhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh,….” (performing the Truffle Shuffle from Goonies”
“Oh, wait a minute…. 7 point deficit minus a 3 point field goal = ….. ummmm, shoot. The play clock is running out. Dawson!?! Go kick….”
“OH YEAH!” (Kool-aid Pitcher commercial style)
“Damn this game is taking long… I wonder if the Ford store’s still open?”
“Ok Derek, I’ll stay real still and you toss the peanuts into my mouth.”
“What do you mean I’m out of timeouts?”
“Field GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!”
OH!!!! IS THAT MICHAEL PHELPS?
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!