As bad as it has been to follow the Browns recently, let us all remember that there are those out there less fortunate than ourselves. It could always be worse.
Let us give thanks this day that we do not, in fact, root for the Detroit Lions, losers of 19 out of their last 20 football games.
Also, after you’ve eaten your 12th plate of turkey, try not to think about the fact that we have to go on the road next weekend and play the Titans team, who fresh off of coasting the second half against over-matched Day-twah, will have had 9 days off to prepare for the Browns’ “defense” and “offense”. We don’t want any indigestion. I mean, seriously, they might run for 300 yards on us.
But don’t think about that! Just think about the blessings we DO have, one of which is not being Lions fans. Enjoy the turkey, everyone!