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| 6’1″ | Height | 1’2″ |
| 190 lbs. | Weight | 4 lbs. |
| Approx. 75″ | Wingspan | Approx. 55″ |
| Starting Pitcher | Position | Shallow Left-Center |
| 108 | Career Wins | 1 |
| Low Walk Totals | Strength | Swiping Your Cedar Point French Fries |
| The Fly Ball | Weakness | The Ground Ball |
| Road Beef/Pornography | Arch Enemies | Alka Seltzer |
| Denim Shirts | Preferred Method of Staying Warm | Flying South |
