May 21, 2013

Just Because: AFC North Advertising

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If only lack of embarrassing advertisements counted towards wins…

  • MrCleaveland

    Wow, those ads are awful.

    Gotta give credit to Bernie. For as famous and beloved as he was here, I think the only ad he ever did was some really low-budget radio spot for a heating/air-conditioning place, which may have been owned by one of his blue-collar buddies. I don’t remember league MVP Brian Sipe doing any commercials either.

    On the other and, even before he took a single snap, Tim Couch’s mug was plastered all over every National City Bank branch in NEO.

  • Corey C

    How about the Braylon/Charlie Fry commercial for McDonalds. Now that was some good comedy

  • dweber

    brady quinn was doing commercials for ems supplements prior to even taking a professional snap. i guess they were banking on quinn being a breakout star… must be why they don’t use him anymore

  • Oppie

    No Brady Quinn Myoplex ads. “Now I’m done” That was a classic.

    Still waiting on the Joe Flacco/Nair commercial for that amazing Unibrow. That is a match made in advertising heaven.

  • Creative

    “Now I’m Done.” may be the best/cheesiest I’ve ever seen.

    That said, Troy Pololomaauamlmauamla’s ad here is just atrocious.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Scott

    “Tim Couch’s mug was plastered all over every National City Bank branch in NEO.”

    Official bank of the Browns. Last year was Romeo in a pink hat. Not sure who will have honors this year – assuming PNC rolls with it.

  • MrCleaveland

    Can’t wait to see Roy Maluaguluulgaegoonegaoola’s bail-bond ad.

  • Tron

    I had never heard Troy speak before that Head and Shoulders commercial. Needless to say that was NOT the voice I was expecting to hear. Who knew he sounded like such a weiner. Maybe Carson Palmer can eat him.

  • Florida

    Well played, Tron. That earned a laugh that garnished unwanted attention from co-workers.

    “Now I’m done” is a standard sound-bite on Rome’s radio show.

  • Pittsburgh is for Man Lovers

    It sounds like he’s saying “Now I’m Dumb”. Also that Head & Shoulders Ad just looks like everything I want my namesake to mean.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    At Easterns Motors, your job’s your credit…

  • Pittsburgh is for Man Lovers

    Let Eastern Motors put you in a car today…

  • New Guy

    PD reporting Quinn’s the starter…possible source TO’s twitter feed. Insert grain of salt.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Scott

    The TO thing cracks me up. Post coming at 3:30.

  • RobGoBlue

    Who remembers the MDP…..Michael Dean Perry Burger!
    Yummmm….

  • Chuck

    Braylon’s 5-hour energy spot was pretty bad…

  • Chuck

    I think DA should do a spot with the “My name is Mark” guy.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Scott

    “I think DA should do a spot with the “My name is Mark” guy.”

    Last Call Cleveland LOVES that guy. Norton Furniture, FTW.

  • Eli

    “My name is Mark, and you can count on it”. No one can make me laugh while feeling incredibly creeped out all at the same time.

  • New Guy

    @15. A McDonald’s Bacon Triple Cheeseburger. In retrospect, just wow.

  • Jay

    The MDP burger was my all time 2nd favorite, behind the McRib.

    Bernie does Georgio’s Pizza. He has “The #19 Special”. Some kind of chicken ranch bacon disaster of a pizza. Well, he did last year. They still have the cardboard cut-out in the pizza shop. I’m tempted to steal it every time I’m in there.

  • Jay

    Oh, and Brian Robiskie is doing radio spots for some car dealer here in town. Can’t think of who off the top of my head.

  • MrCleaveland

    @22

    So Robo’s a pretty effective pitchman then.

  • 5haun

    Robo also has a commercial for Pizza Pan. Not a very good one, but at least there’s no cheezy catch phrase.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    Yea, it’s not very cheesy pizza either. That stuff is crap.

  • Cjz

    MDP burger was awesome….I devoured those as a teenager, porbably cause I had the munchies and didn’t know or care what that could do to your arteries.

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