Shaquille O’Neal’s Cheat Sheet Uncovered

So it appears that Shaq is having trouble picking up on all the different offensive sets and plays that the Cavaliers run. You may have read this from Brian Windhorst’s column-

With the start of the regular season less than a week away, the Cavaliers new center is admitting he’s still having some trouble learning the offense. It is a different system from what’s he been used to during much of his career and he’s struggling a bit remembering and executing some of the plays.

“It is vital that I start to memorize the plays” O’Neal said. “I’ve been used to a certain system for 17 years so I have to work on that. I still have a few days before we start.”

Apparently the Cavaliers were listening. They have made Shaq a cheat sheet of his responsibilities during every offensive set. It is not known at this time if Shaq intends to wear the sheet on a wristband like an NFL quarterback, or if he will try and memorize it. In an exclusive to WFNY, we give you the Shaq cheat sheet.

Shaquille O'Neal Flowchart

  • Tron

    Haha I approve completely!

  • Mallalubba

    Eric Mangini called on behalf of the Cleveland Cavaliers and would like you to cease and desist. You’re giving away critical strategic advantage.

  • http://waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    This is the same sheet I had in 7th grade. I couldn’t dunk then, and I can’t dunk now.

  • MrCleaveland

    Rick, that is brilliant! Slap a WFNY sticker to the side of your head!

  • Joseph

    Best. T-shirt idea. Ever.

  • Jay

    That is the BEST thing I’ve seen in a very long time! Laughed so hard some co-workers had to come look. We all approve. I’m on board with Joseph – Best T-shirt Idea EVER!

  • dave

    Freaking awesome!! the browns offense should consider this simplicity. you do need a few playmakers to make it work however!

  • http://www.zfcomics.com dgriff13

    I think the Big Fella can handle that, LOL

  • http://farmersonly.com Jordan

    And who said Mike Brown was uncreative/retarded on offense??? Pssshhhh!

  • AMC

    This goes into the WFNY Hall of Fame of posts.

  • CJG

    T-Shirt. Now.

  • creative

    r o f l

    rofl

    roflrofl

  • Biff

    The shirt idea is legitimate. You absolutely need to market this. Fantastic!

  • Jason

    I’m with the bandwagon, In fact, I’d like to order a dozen of these shirts right now- 3 Med, 6 Large, 3 XL.

    thanks and Go Cavs!

  • Anthony

    Flowcharts FTW!

    http://xkcd.com/210/

  • Josh

    nothing more to add than what has been said. great!

  • Tsunami

    As an engineer, I absolutely love this!

  • Dirtywax

    Classic!

  • Feel

    funny, but certainly not the “best t-shirt idea ever”.

  • http://waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    I’m with Feel – best T-shirt idea ever is an xxtra long tee that’s down to the knees, with no sleeves.

    Pure. Sexxxx.

  • Brian

    Rick,

    That was brilliant. I too would like to see a WFNY t-shirt.

    RIGHT SIDE!

  • http://lucianogalasso.tumblr.com Lu Galasso

    Brilliant. Just brilliant.

    -Lu Galasso

  • W

    Where can we get this on a t-shirt? I want one!