May 21, 2013

Can We Have a UFL Team?

UFL LogoObviously, I am not looking to replace the Browns.  At the same time, a little Northeast Ohio professional football supplement like we had with the Gladiators arena team for a season would be nice, right?  We learned this morning that the Browns were working out a great many UFL players whose season ended already including RB DeDe Dorsey, DB Michael Grant, and T Jeremy Parquet.  I won’t pretend to know who all these guys are, except I remember DeDe Dorsey playing for my wife’s Colts for a minute.  That doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t be willing to learn who they are if the UFL found a way to expand to some region of Northeast Ohio.

I know a lot of you probably are thinking that you don’t really want to line up to watch JP Losman take on Brooks Bollinger in any kind of shootout on a football field.  I can understand that, I guess.  Then again, if they had never failed to become NFL players, would it matter?  I got geeked up about watching Raymond Philyaw play for the Cleveland Gladiators and he was a never-was in the NFL.

I don’t even care where the team ends up necessarily.  Cleveland, Akron, Canton, Columbus, and maybe even Youngstown would all be suitable destinations where I think a UFL team would thrive.  Between FSNOhio and STO, I am quite sure somebody would be willing to throw the games on TV.  I know when the UFL is listing destinations for teams, they don’t automatically think, “New York, Los Angeles, Florida, Las Vegas and… CANTON!” but they really should consider Ohio.  We will never stop loving the Browns, but we are capable of a polygamistic football scenario where we have a primary and secondary team that plays in an entirely different league.

Anyway, maybe LeBron can attempt to buy one of the franchises.  Or maybe it is another thing that Dan Gilbert can purchase in the state of Ohio.  The UFL has said that they are going to consider Wisconsin, Chicago, and Pennsylvania next.  If he is really looking to find a stockpile of football fans to watch UFL games, he should look no further than Cleveland and / or Ohio.

  • B-bo

    Personally, I think I’ve seen more than enough not-ready-for-primetime, mediocre football over the last decade out of the Browns, thank you very much. But hey, you gotta give the people what they want.

  • nullster

    Ahhh Route 13 … my favorite route in Ohio

  • B-bo

    An underappreciated route, I must say

  • Swig

    Calling the Browns mediocre is giving them a bit too much credit, don’t you think?

  • mgbode

    The Canton HOFers?
    The Youngstown Mob?
    The Toledo Depression?
    The Parma Pierogies?
    The Sandusky Coasters?

    The Sharon Wings? (PA but close enough and had to get a Quaker Steak reference in here)

  • http://www.examiner.com/x-6513-Cleveland-Sports-Examiner clevexaminer

    Maybe the Browns should be relegated to the UFL for a season. I like their chances against the California Redwoods.

  • Titus Pullo

    Maybe we should focus on getting an NFL team first. Of course, if there was an UFL team in Cleveland, it would save Mangini travel time as he looks for players to use instead of the ones he drafted.

  • mendy

    haha i like that idea clevexaminer. like they do in the english premier league

  • http://www.thundertreats.com DiLo

    I live in Vegas and I can tell you first hand that a town that is thirsty for sports had absolutely no interest in the Locomotives. I heard they were in the championship. I don’t even know who won…

    The first thing this league needs to do is allow the teams and owners to pick their uniforms. I watched exactly 3 plays of one game this year and got a headache because it looked like everyone was on the same team…

    I don’t know what the response was in other areas with teams, but maybe this is a centralized occurance. If so, maybe we can send you the Locomotives since you guys enjoyed the Gladiators so much..

  • Joe Strummer

    I dont think a team should go to Ohio. I think the UFL will work harder for teams in California and Texas before any thing else.

    The Sentinels are most likely moving to Hartford and the Redwoods are most likely moving to SJ.