June 20, 2013

LeBron James Cares Not For Blazer Fan Fondling

NBA Finals Cavaliers Spurs BasketballWherever LeBron James and the Cavaliers are, there is bound to be an increased number of eyes focused on every move.  Just this weekend we find out that the Cavs lead the league in road ticket sales when compared to median attendance, averaging over 2,500 extra fans to see the team from Cleveland – and more specifically, the guy who wears the No. 23 jersey.  But in an report from Blazer’s Edge, it appears that one fan may have taken things a bit too far, drawing ire from James during pregame warm-ups.

The post deems James “without peer”  when he is of the utmost focus, but then takes a small turn for the worst when describing some interaction between LeBron and a fan of the Portland Trailblazers.

Nearly two hours before the game I caught a glimpse of a more genuine James, and it wasn’t pretty. James wore headphones as he warmed up, locked in a cocoon of his own creation, heaving shot after shot.  At the time, the Rose Garden was mostly empty and courtside security was not yet in place.  Four teenage boys — mostly decked in Blazers gear– gawked as James went through his paces, ESPN cameras tracking his every move.  As he worked towards the right corner, his admirers were within reach of a man whom they probably consider a superhero.

James mechanically drained his three pointers and then paused briefly as a ballboy went to retrieve a rare miss. Sensing an opportunity, one of the group reached out to James and patted him on the butt, not unlike teammates do countless times during every NBA game.  Perhaps with a little more cupping action than usual but, nevertheless, an innocent gesture. The move bordered on the bizarre because it was clear the two had no prior relationship.

It was after this “innocent gesture” that James reacted negatively towards the fan.  He reportedly removed his headphones (an accessory that is apparently casting ill light) and ran over to his teammates to explain what happened.  James’ actions were described as “indignant” and “chest-puffing” as he was not very happy that a complete stranger would do such an act.

The Blazers Edge report tends to focus on the fact that James was upset that someone perceived to be beneath him on a social scale would touch him.  However, aside from the “good game” pat that players tend to give each other, most men – especially in an environment that tends to not be as accepting of homosexual acts – do not welcome strangers touching their rear ends.  While James may come off as condescending at times, the level of “importance” of the fan who touched him arguably did not factor in to James’ reaction.  Using the qualifier “not unlike teammates do,” Blazers Edge attempts to justify an act that could result in removal from the facility if done in the presence of security.

At what point is a fan allowed to simply reach out and touch a player – specifically an opposing team’s player – during his warm-up period?  There are strict rules that are read before every game making fans aware of their rights.  These rights extend about as far as sitting in an assigned seat with the privilege of the use of washroom facilities.  And hey, if you want to spend some more money at the concession stand or team shop, have at it.  But that is usually it, save for those invited on to the floor to take part in team-related games, events, etc.  At no point is a fan allowed to make contact with a player, and just because the player in question is as transcendent as LeBron James does not make this issue any different. 

In the Blazers Edge post, James’ tact was questioned due to the way he mechanically goes through press conferences, even mentioning his attire.  It is understandable that James, someone who has the media light cast upon him 25 hours per day would be scrutinized.  However, in this instance, one has to place equal (if not more) fault on the fan that assumed he was granted the right to make contact with a player at any stage of the evening.

Media Row Report [Blazers Edge]

(AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

  • ben

    jealousy is an ugly thing

  • http://www.NoLogoNeeded.com Don_NoLogoNeeded.com

    You would have to think that he was not expecting someone to pat him on the butt. That would bother anyone, especially during a period where he was warming up and trying to focus. Talk about a disruption. I can understand why he acted the way he did.

  • Roosevelt

    Weird. This is the terrible “unfiltered” James that the media is shielding us from? If he had clocked the guy, Lebron would have been a little wrong, but to go and tell his teammates about it is so terrible? This whole thing just sounds…Odd.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    Oh, Portland youth. So innocent and without blame.

  • Chris

    A fan sitting on the floor gave Jamal Crawford a “hell of a shot” pat on the butt after Jamal hit a ridiculous 3 pt shot from the corner while drawing a foul. It was the other day when the Hawks played the Celtics.

  • Matt#2

    WE ARE A NEWSPAPER. IT IS OUR DUTY TO SHRED EVERY PERSON OF NOTE.

  • Jon

    LeBron and Daniel Baldwin have both been sexually harassed in Portland. LOUD NOISES!!!!

  • Matt C

    We need more information about this. Photos, degree of contact, force in ft/lbs, amount of lift applied to buttocks, etc.

    -Mr. Herbert

  • Saggy

    MAtt C – I prefer if my force is measured in Newtons, thank you very much.

    Honestly – if bron had punched him I would see him to be about thismuch in the wrong. Sexual harrassment in the workplace is a no-no.

  • Saggy

    Think about it: if a guy I don’t know comes up from behind me and grabs my ass, he is probably gonna get a smack.

    Add in the fact that bron is monsterously famous, and the fact that fans have previously been the source of severe and cruel violence Toward famous athletes (Monica Seles, the Togo men’s national soccer team) and you have an athlete who has every right to be spooked.

  • http://www.twitter.com/azv321 Amin

    “I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!”

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    I prefer ergs per dyne.

  • http://shakesthesnowglobe.blogspot.com EZ

    I prefer midichlorian count.

  • Lloyd Braun

    This is one of the weakest cheap shots at Lebron I have read. Please. Let’s break this down. A teenage boy grabbed a grown man’s butt and the author is upset that the grown man took issue with it.

  • AWS

    And what exactly do they think would happen if a Cavs fan grabbed Brandon Roy’s butt while he tried warming up in Cleveland?

  • Titus Pullo

    Not surprising about the tone of the “story.” Some people want so much to find some kind of fault with LeBron that they blow little things out of proportion (not shaking hands in Orlando comes to mind.)

    With all the nonsense going on in the NBA, it’s funny and a bit sad that someone feels the need to nitpick at this level. Especially in the home arena of the former JailBlazers.

  • MrCleaveland

    What do you guys have against Planck units?

  • RobGoBlue

    No one touches the Shaqtus.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    Max Planck was a tool.

  • Natty The Dog

    I was at that game last night. The fans had a problem with Lebron the whole night. Trust me when I say the Portland Liberal Media is unlike anything you’ll ever see.

    Thats all it was. I’m surprised they didn’t call Shaq out for sexual harrassment.

  • http://www.msblsim.com boogeyman

    Yawn…this is the dark side of the Internet when things like this can be both written and commented upon. Talk about a waste of time!

    This so-called incident should make people wonder more about security then a supposed reaction by LeBron James to someone touching his posterior. Good thing it wasn’t a female touching him otherwise people could speculate on something tawdry possibly.

  • Matt

    Wow, I’m no LeBron defender but this is an absurd article. Given the gayness of the act coming from someone you don’t know plus the more sobering reality of past fan-on-athlete violence like aforementioned Seles, LeBron had every right to react as he did, if not more.

    If it were me I woulda clocked the guy.

  • Jay

    This is ridiculous. If they’re were witnesses (no pun intended) other than Lebron, the kid & his friends, then the ‘toucher’ should have been ejected from the arena. The only time (in my opinion) it’s acceptable to touch an athelete in that enviroment is if you reach out for a high five and they reciprocate. Athelete’s should NEVER be placed in that kind of danger. It’s creepy all around.

    On a lighter note, I almost spit water on my monitor at the thought if the kid patting Lebron’s rear and Lebron yelling “HAAAAAAAAAEEEEYYYYYY!” like he does when he’s fouled.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Denny

    “Given the gayness of the act” – on a scale of gayness units, where does this rank? ARE YOU AN AUTHORITY ON “GAYNESS”?!

  • ben

    @24: Slightly below gay pride day at Disney World

  • Matt

    @24 – I know it when I see (hear of) it.

  • phil m

    The journalist’s moral cheapness is given away in the first line, where we read, “I caught a glimpse of a more genuine James, and it wasn’t pretty.” You sense that a malicious jab is about to be thrust at James. That apparently nothing happened that revealed anything significant about James other than that he seems to be someone who likes to concentrate — the horror! — only confirms the impression.

  • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com Cleveland Frowns

    Isn’t that “assault”? Unconsented touching?

  • http://www.hardawayhatespittsburgh.blogspot.com Pittsburgh is for Man Lovers

    I think I would kind of like it.

  • Matt#2

    Frowns,
    Battery. And only if it would be offensive to a reasonable person, or something to that effect.

  • Anthony

    @Denny: “What’s gaydar? Oh, oh, gaydar! Yes! No, uh, I think they have it over at Sharper Image. Oh, you know what? I can check for you. No problem… It’s sold out. Yeah, sorry about that. That’s a bummer.”

  • me

    Well, Bron Bron is a bit of a prima donna. Dude has (rightfully so) the biggest ego in the game. So what if a fan gives you a little pat on the rear? The intention was one of harmless admiration. I could understand if it was an old guy, but this was just a dumb kid.

  • brwnsgrl

    You guys don’t like having your butt touched?

  • t.

    we’re going for andy’s ass next time!

  • RS

    Looks like Portland’s kids are just taking after their mayor.

  • Tsunami

    Can LeBron just do something horrible and we can get over it and then blindly love him and worship him for the next decade? He needs a Kobe moment.

    Can he like support the war in Iraq or just do something suicidal in the eyes of the media already? Then we can hear it about for 6 months straight, the Cavs can win the Finals, and when LeBron is the 5th or 6th best player in the NBA we can hear about how he’s the GOAT while he puts up 40 shots a game on 45% shooting.

    That’s my dream for LeBron.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/lebronjames23cavs Ryan

    It’s a shame that Lebron James is not an enlightened soul :)

    Touch a stranger on the duff? While he’s working out?

  • Ninezero

    THAT WAS MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS! He came home and told me that story and I couldn’t believe it. I was looking for evidence and found this page. If anyone can find pics or vid please let me know.

    My brothers friend was the colporate. This kid is very shy and polite and I am surprised he had the balls. They actually snuck down to the sidelines. They panicked at some point and left the whole place and almost were not allowed back in.

    Can’t wait to show him your responses. He already read the article somehow one of the friends had printed it off from somewhere.

    Knowing this kid is what makes it so funny for me… This was not typical of his behavior.

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