May 21, 2013

LeBron Will “Probably” Toss Chalk

With debate spreading from Twitter all the way to the Boston Celtics’ locker room, LeBron James finally offers some clarity on whether or not he will be tossing his trademark chalk into the air within Quicken Loans Arena on Thursday night.

Sort of.

James told Heat beat reporter Ira Winderman that he will “probably” will toss chalk prior to the game’s tip-off as it’s “his ritual.”

James’ former teammate Shaquille O’Neal recently went on record saying that there are bets that James would take one game off from his talcum toss.  Current teammate Dwyane Wade said that if James did not do it, he would step in for him a la Anderson Varejao.

“I wouldn’t expect him to do nothing different,” said Wade. “He’s done it for every game he’s played so why change it just for one game? If he doesn’t throw it up, I’ll throw it up for him.”

In an interview with WKNR, former Plain Dealer beat writer Brian Windhorst discussed the possibility of James attempting to visit former teammates within the home team locker room.  Thinking is that many Cavaliers, despite the “everyone is friends” era of the NBA, are not happy that James turned his back on them in the fashion which he did and stepping foot into the Wine and Gold locker room would not be thought highly of.

James did give a half-hearted thank you to the city of Cleveland on Wednesday, thanking the fans for “allowing him to showcase his talents” for seven years as well as growing from a boy into what he considers to be man.  But with regard to what he expects on Thursday, whether or not he opts to power up The Q, James rekindled the “tough” bit, originally coined at The Decision.

“I think it’s going to be tough,” James said. “I’m there to win a basketball game. I understand how passionate the fans are about sports. I’m ready for whatever response that I’m going to get.”

  • http://waitingfornextyear.com BAJ22

    I heard that a good way to “punk” a narcissist like James is to ignore him. I also like the idea of bringing signs that read “Queen James”.

  • http://thesportshernia.typepad.com TheSportsHernia

    In lieu of tossing talcum on Thursday, Bronnie will toss Wade’s salad.

  • christopher

    i wouldnt be surprised if the scorer’s table talcum suddenly goes missing tomorrow night.

    i would love to see him scrambling around….uh uh where’s the powder? dwayne? chris? spo? somebody bring extra powder?

  • http://gooddoctorzeus.blogspot.com DocZeus

    If he insists on the chalk toss, I think the entire stands needs to throw shredded up copies of the box score of Game 5.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Scott

    “somebody bring extra powder?”

    Bosh: Here, just use mine [hands LeBron Clinique face powder]

  • C-Bus Kevin

    In hindsight, the ‘chalk toss’ is just one more thing this guy, that hasn’t earned the right to be called ‘king’ anything, does that is just a projection of his massive ego.

    I can’t decide if I wish I could be at the game, or if I’m glad I can’t be there.

    There isn’t a humble bone in James’ entire body. Otherwise, he wouldn’t do the chalk toss in another team’s arena.

    What a tool…

  • Chris

    Can they just not set the chalk out until after the game begins?

  • Eric D

    If there is any time more likely than others for something to get thrown at him, it is during the chalk toss. I’m not encouraging anybody to do it, just saying that it is a fact.

  • oribiasi

    Can we replace the chalk with gun powder?

  • BisonDeleSightings

    C-Bus Kevin, I definitely would love to be there. I fully expect us to get waxed by 25 points, but I would still scream until my throat bleeds.

  • C-Bus Kevin

    @ Bison…In theory, I’m with you. In practice, I just don’t know if I have that much venom in me…even for LeBron.

    I’m not trying to say I’m above booing a player. I guess this whole thing just takes me back to grade school. When someone is under your skin, the best way to give them more reason to bug you is to make them aware of the fact that they have gotten under your skin.

    I guess I’m with you though. I would scream until my throat bleeds, but not at LeBron. I would be cheering for the Cavs. I guess I just like cheering on the team more than booing. Given the choice between screaming my head off at Thursday’s game and screaming ’til I can’t scream anymore at a Browns home playoff game (for example), I would take the latter.

  • Christopher

    “If he doesn’t throw it up, I’ll throw it up for him.”

    Bosh: No I’ll do it
    House: No let me
    Chalmers: Get out of here jerkface it’s my turn.

    What are you 6 years old crying over who gets to pick first at kickball? I hate the entire mentality of the ESPN “sports entertainment” circus this summer has built the season up to be.

    IT’S TALCUM POWDER….DRY YOUR HANDS WITH IT AND THEN PLAY BASKETBALL.

    Christ on a bike, let this game be over.

  • stin4u

    Not saying I would but if he chooses to throw powder I wouldn’t be surprised if a few people decided to throw batteries back at him….

  • jimkanicki

    sidebar: what is it with batteries? does anyone bring transistor radios with those old 9V batteries to games anymore? or would someone specifically need to be packing duracell AAs for the occasion?

  • eldaveablo

    Christopher @ 12

    You hit the nail on the head. Really? All this talk and thought going into the chalk toss? I wonder how many articles have been written about it?

    Can we start getting some analysis on the game? Granted, I no longer live in Cleveland, I Ican’t be there to boo, and maybe that makes me care less. I just REALLY want the Cavs to win. Let’s get some articles on how they can win this game.

  • stin4u

    @Jim – I’m pretty sure that would have to be premeditated. Unless people start chucking cell phone batteries but then they couldn’t text.

  • Grower

    The whole chalk toss is a huge thing to LBJ….When all the fans tossed chalk with him that one game I am sure he had a semi rollin thru those basketball shorts!!!For Cleveland not to have the chalk out would be a great way to tell him to keep stroking his ego in Miami along with the Jersey Shore crew…Thinking of which Jersey Shore didn’t like it when they got down there and neither does LBJ…What a “Situation”…LOL

  • BuckeyeDawg

    Someone needs to secretly replace the talcum powder with powdered sugar.

  • Slydawg

    Get out the itching powder

  • Dan

    It would be great to see Andy or Mo or Boobie walk up just before he does it and take the chalk and throw it themselves.

    Boom roasted.

  • mgbode

    This is straight from ML2.

    When Parkman does that wiggle, it makes the women here in Cleveland swoon.

    When Parkman does that wiggle, it makes the women here in Cleveland puke.

    That said, I like the idea of placing a giant fan behind the scorers table :)

  • Foghorn Leghorn

    Get 3 beach balls into the game and when he tosses the chalk, we toss the balls, labeled “traitor” “quitter” and “sidekick” respectively. Be sure to pose for cameras before tossing, with words facing court.

  • Omar’s Magic Glove

    I just got an email from the Cavs that the first 10 rows behind the scorers table will be given Super Soakers filled with urine from homeless people throughout the city of Cleveland. When the powder gets tossed everyone is supposed to spray him with the homeless urine. Thanks Cavs Marketing Dept!

  • MattyFos

    I just think it would be funny if Mo grabbed the powder right before #6 got his hands on it. After Mo used it, he would pass it around the Cavs and let #6 stand there by the scorer’s table like an idiot waiting on powder.

  • 216livingin404

    @22 I think your idea would backfire, LBJ would love big balls flying at his face. He’d find them absolutely delightful.