May 20, 2013

“Ticked Off” Cavaliers Ticket Holder Speaks Out Via Basketball-Reference.com

There are several different ways to voice displeasure.  The freedom of protest allows Americans to come together and collectively express, promote, pursue and/or defend common interests. 

But rather than standing outside with a picket sign – it’s pretty cold out there, after all – one unhappy season-ticket holder has decided to voice his displeasure via the sponsorship block on the Cleveland Cavaliers page at Basketball-Reference.com.

Recently upped for one full year, this “ticked off” season ticket holder apparently opted to use his/her $20 and 255-character maximum to voice his disdain for team majority owner Dan Gilbert.

You have clicked on the Basketball-Reference.com page featuring the flotsam of the worst owner in professional sports, the Napoleonic carnival barker dwarf, Dan Gilbert. Compared to Dan Gilbert, Ted Stepien was a freakin’ genius.

Stepien, as you may recall, was touted as the owner of the “worst and most poorly-run franchise in all of basketball” back in 1982.  He had fired Joe Tait (now a Hall-of-Fame announcer), threatened to move the team to Toronto, and tore through five different head coaches in two years of ownership.

Stepien is also the man behind the “Ted Stepien Rule,” forbidding teams from trading away consecutive first-round draft selections, something that allowed the Cavaliers to lose an NBA record 24 straight games in front of a season average of 3,900 fans at the Richfield Coliseum. 

He did, however, introduce Cleveland to a dance team, likely evolving into what is now known as the Cavalier Girls – perhaps, the deciding factor in the season ticket holder’s mind to place him ahead of Gilbert amidst his list of best Cleveland franchise owners.

But that’s not all.

Also receiving a bit of shrapnel from who is likely the same season ticket holder was none other than JJ Hickson. 

Boom, roasted.

  • jbreg

    I certainly don’t agree with this guy, but I love it when fans find creative ways to voice their opinions.

  • S-Dub

    This guy should have his season tix revoked if he thinks Gilbert is the worst owner in the NBA.

  • http://gooddoctorzeus.blogspot.com DocZeus

    I wish I could bear more sympathy to the guy but he re-upped on the gamble that LeBron would be here. Don’t blame Gilbert because he made a smart businness decision and you made a bad bet.

  • WayneEmbrysKids

    LRMR speaks!

  • Lyon

    Love the shot at JJ. Best part is it’s probably true.

    Don’t know how Gilbert could possibly be the worst, but hey, it’s his perogative.

  • JKron

    Rewinding to Early 2010, I probably would have analyzed the scenario as follows:

    Should I invest in 2010-2011 Cleveland Cavaliers Season Tickets?

    Epitome of a Pro: LeBron stays with the Cavs in July and I have season tickets to the first championship season Cleveland’s witnessed in half a century.

    Probable Pro: LeBron stays with the Cavs in July and I have season tickets to an another exciting and memorable season that falls short again, but I get first dibs on our next chance in 2011-2012.

    Probable Con: LeBron flees, team stinks.

    Epitome of Con: LeBron screws over the city on a scale of grand proportions, the team shows some signs of life until LeBron revisits on his new team, where he has the best game of his new season while simultaneously crushing what little life remained in the team and destroying what passion remained in the fanbase. Team goes on a humiliating losing streak after this and tickets can’t even be resold for 5 bucks a pop. Browns look like gold compared to what remains at the Q.

    Unfavorable as it is, it was always a possibility my dear “ticked-off” ticket holder.

  • JM

    Considering no one knew what was gonna happen with Lebron, this guy is a little ridiculous.

  • subadai

    I like the idea. But I’m sorry, Donald Sterling is the worst owner in the NBA, or any other sport for that matter. Ever. Gilbert isn’t even in the same zip code in the land of sucky owners as Sterling. In fact, Stering is Emperor for Life of the land of sucky owners. Gilbert is on welfare in the land of sucky owners.

  • Mark

    Gotta be Frowns, right?

  • Max

    @8- you are exactly right. if anyone else out there has the time and inclination, read up on Sterling, the Slumlord.

    I’d take a Napolean complex over a bigot any day

  • MrCleaveland

    “Ticked off” isn’t the only thing this guy extremely is. For example, “extremely moronic” leaps to mind.

  • http://twitter.com/kevinhignett Kevin Hignett

    Hold on, does that say J.J. Hickson has a “lower basketball IO than Drew Gooden?” What’s an IO?

    Rule #1 When Ripping Someone: “Don’t do anything stupid that will make everyone laugh at you.”

    I think this guy failed Rule #1 and paid to do it. FAIL.

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Scott

    It says IQ – check out the actual page; lost the swash in the jpeg quality.

  • http://www.cavstheblog.com Tsunami

    Danny Ferry was the first one to get sponsored.

    “Danny Ferry was a colossal failure, both as a bad NBA player and as an atrocious NBA general manager. He will forever be known in the annals of professional team sports as the first person in history to have destroyed the same sports franchise twice.”

  • John Paxson

    Tsunami – say what you may about Danny Ferry, but he didnt let Carlos Boozer out of his contract to become a free agent for no good reason! Id like to see you (or anyone else) build a contender on the fly with a non-committal superstar, no tradeable assets, a roster full of draft pick busts, and no upcoming additional first round picks in 2 of your first 3 years as GM. yep, i really screwed Danny over before he stepped foot in the door!

  • Stinkfist

    Dear Ticked-Off Cavs Fan,
    WFNY is doing a 12 Days of Christmas and would love to give one lucky reader tickets to every remaining home Cavs game. Contact Rick at rick@waitingfornextyear.com to donate your season tickets.
    Thanks,
    WNFY readers

  • historycat

    Ya, I love that this guy decided to take his “Festivus Airing of Grievances” public. (Can we do that in a thread this Festivus?)

    But seriously, Gilbert’s only mistake was that he thought he was dealing with a man, rather than a boy who just wanted to fit in with the cool kids. (Cool kids don’t live in Ohio.)

    He’s really tried to get a winner here, and I think he’s still trying.

  • http://www.cavstheblog.com Tsunami

    @John Paxson,

    Sorry if the quotes weren’t clear. I am not the Ticked-off season ticket holder that wrote those things about Danny Ferry or anyone else.

  • http://www.cavstheblog.com Tsunami

    @John Paxson,

    Sorry if the quotes weren’t clear. I am not the Ticked-off season ticket holder that wrote those things about Danny Ferry or anyone else.

  • http://www.cavstheblog.com Tsunami

    If the quotes were clear and you are implying that I believe what is being sponsored, allow me to add this: I think Danny Ferry was an excellent GM and one of the hardest working players the Cavaliers ever had. I don’t blame him one iota for what has transpired and I’ll never say a bad thing about the guy.

    Love,

    Tsunami

  • http://ato.com Jmoney

    @2. Thank you, my thoughts exactly.

    no way is he the worse owner – just shows how stupid some fans are.

    Seriously. Not even close to the worse owner. That would be The Dolans across the street.

    Besides Danny is trying to save our city by helping tremendously with the Casinos’ GET OFF HIS BACK!

    People seem to forget Lefraud’s last 3 seasons we could not sign any FA because Lefraud wouldnt commit to be around in the future, so why would any FA come? Dan would have spent the money, he will go into the Luxury tax we all know that – DAN CARES. Even the national media like Colin Cowherd seems to forget that Lefraud was non-commital the last 3 years to his future in Cleveland, thus, leaving us strapped when it came to any FA. Lefraud is a joke and anyone who blames us losing him on Gilbert is (excuse me because i got in trouble on here before for calling someone an ‘idiot’) an ‘idiot’ :)

    Go Cavs!

    Gilbert for life!

  • http://twitter.com/max_in_missouri Max in Missouri

    Wow, Lebron is such an idiot. Why is he spending his money to put ads on basketball-reference?

  • john paxson

    tsunami – my bad! i didnt pay attention to details, much like during my tenure as GM of course. had i paid attention to details, then i would have known that letting boozer out of his contract would be a bad idea.

    all kidding aside, the Hickson IQ comment by the “ticked off fan” is a lazy cheap shot. he might not be grant hill out there, but he certainly is no andray blatche (or darius miles/ricky davis).

  • Q

    I’m sorry, but Dan is NOT the worst owner in Basketball. I’m a clipper fan and Sterling is the WORST owner in Sports.

  • Clefan4life

    Who seems to be the idiot in this story, Dan Gilbert or the guy paying Dan Gilbert for tickets?

  • Jerrod

    This was a great and creative way to say what he had to say to real basketball people. Brilliant. I wish I would’ve thought of it myself… Unfortunately, I also agree with the guy. Byron Scott is providing all the hope there is for the CAVS. Hopefully Gilbert will let him do his job so he doesn’t jump ship too…