May 20, 2013

“I’ll See You Sunday”

In the brilliance of his now viral video ranting after a Browns loss in Houston, comedian Mike Polk ends said rant with the phrase “I’ll see you Sunday.”

No matter what part of his rant you thought was funniest, be it the now classic “You are a factory of sadness”, or the fact that Polk was wearing a Pontbriand jersey, every Browns fan I talked to about it identified with this last phrase. No matter what the Browns do as a franchise, we just can’t stay away.

The idea of course, is that one day everything will be better. One year we are going to show up to the game and the team will start winning. We will fall in love with players like we did back in the ’80s, or ’60s or ’50s. We will have nicknames for our favorites. Teams will once again dread coming to the stadium because they will be in for one long afternoon. The Browns will challenge for the division title. A playoff win. A real shot at going to the Super Bowl. That’s what we want.

That’s the reason this website exists.

We are first and foremost fans who want to see our teams win. The Waiting For Next Year title is not meant to be sarcastic. We are earnestly waiting for that day when Cleveland will have a parade of it’s own. When a championship trophy is driven down East 9th Street in a convertible, and fans line the street cheering and waving towels, flags, t-shirts or whatever. Children will sit on the shoulders of their fathers looking for a glimpse of their favorite athlete. Confetti will fly.

Until then, we watch our teams struggle. We get a little angry sometimes. Frustrated. We walk down the street or to the store and see people wearing Steelers jerseys. We watch kids come out of school and see fewer wearing the orange and brown these days. One day last week while wearing my Browns sweatshirt, I was mocked by two people for being a Browns fan at separate places. One was the cashier at McDonalds. I think she could tell I wasn’t in the mood to argue about it. I kind of wish I could see the face that I must have flashed her as she handed me my food.

Perhaps you’ve heard, as I have that the more we suffer through, the sweeter the taste of victory will be. I think that’s true, to a point. To be honest, I think my cup has no more room for disappointment. It’s kind of overflowing at this point. Kind of like the misery montage that ESPN loves to run, at some point the montage is just too long. You can’t show it all. That’s kind of where I am. Every lost season is disappointing, but not surprising. And I think at some point you become a little numb to some of it.

But through it all, we keep coming back. Maybe not all of us. Along the way some decide they’ve had enough. Though I think they’ll be back come playoff time. And the truth is they’ll be welcome. Like a vaccination or some kind of cure, all who have suffered will be welcome. Young and old, rich and poor.

I’ll see you Sunday.

  • christopher

    wait until next year all you want for the Browns but i still think that the blind faith and love bestowed upon that team versus the absolute turn coats on the Dolans/Tribe is ridiculous.

    especially when Dolans have produced a more consistent winning, closer to a championship product.

    obviously not saying that EVERYONE is of this mindset but the general cleveland sports viewing population definitley has this frame of mind.

  • oribiasi

    I tend to think that when the Browns with the Super Bowl people will fire automatic weapons into the air all along Euclid Avenue, a la Riyadh, but that’s just my vision. :)

    Of course, we all want our team(s) to win. We may think/believe different things about how it can be done, or disagree on who should be leading us towards that goal, but in the end, most of us who are sane don’t care what the offense is called or who plays center field or if they retire Ilgauskus’ number; we just want it to whatever it is we have to work well enough to bring us a championship.

    But we are fans. We are not in the “business” of sports. We are taking an emotional stance to something that those “in the know” who are actually participating in that something consider to just be a job. Sure, it might be a dream job to some of them, but never forget that for many of the players on our teams, a Cleveland franchise means a paycheck. They may want to perform well with the God-given abilities, but in the end, they will not be us. They will not agonize over every lost opportunity like we do and for most of them, they will NOT be waiting for next year.

    It’s a little jaded, I admit, and I don’t think it applies to every player. One look at Cribbs’ performance this weekend gives me hope. But, for every Cribbs there are 5 Pashos’ or Hillis’ or…well, you name it.

    Fans, especially Cleveland fans, are emotionally attached to their teams. Players, for the most part, are not.

  • Lyon

    This is why I’m thankful I’m an OSU fan. That 02 championship might be the closest I get to a “Cleveland” championship.

    That’s still 1 of the best days of my like from an athletic standpoint.

    And I agree with Ori…. there might be more than a parade if we ever get a title here.

  • Kevin

    This guy is a huge tool… I can’t believe this is garnering so much attention. He’s a little funny but acts like a clown in the video.

  • Kevin

    as a Browns season ticket holder, I wanna punch him

  • ben

    Kevin apparently was born without a sense of humor.

  • Kevin

    parts are funny, and I agree with his final statement, “i’ll see you sunday” but unlike Rick, every Browns fan I’m friends with hates this guy.

  • http://serandez.blogspot.com Ezzie

    When I told my brother about the video one of the first things I said was that last line. It’s exactly who we all are.

    Not sure what Kevin’s issue is, but every fan and season ticket holder I know of (including myself) got quite a kick out of it.

  • Cleveland78

    @1 – There is a difference between the perception of not making an effort (Indians) vs. the perception of ineptitude (Browns). Part of rooting for the underdog is the belief that they’re giving maximum effort. We believe that the Browns and Lerner are trying. But for a variety (and statistically-improbable) of reasons, they can’t get it figured out. The Browns represent Rudy (please don’t stop reading after that reference). The Indians represent the modern athlete, trying only when they want to.

    The latter is unforgivable.

  • HRD53

    This is funny, but I am getting sick of comedians all sounding like Will Ferrell. This guy is totally jocking Will’s style… It would be borderline shameless, except he is one of many

  • Kevin

    agree with HRD… I can’t say I didn’t laugh; but it (probably the style) also annoyed me

  • ian

    his points are very funny and honestly true. every Sunday we go or watch the game religiously and continue to do so through the torture. We realize and accept it is a long process to build a sufficient team but at some point we need to get the damn job done. Look at all the shitty teams in the NFL they drift in and out of success yet the BROWNS are a constant.

  • oribiasi

    @ Lyon: 2002 was terrific, I agree. I sadly wasn’t able to attend any of the festivities in Columbus but I’m sure it was a hell of a party. May we get there again. I’ll buy the ammunition if you supply the AK-47s for the party. =0)

  • Lyon

    Deal.

    I too wasn’t in Columbus as I was still in High School, but I can remember everything from that season. Never before have I had my heart ripped out (incomplete pass) and instantaneously healed (PI call). Just a truly magical year.

    Me & my college buddies have a pact that no matter where we are, if the Browns go to the Super Bowl, we have to all go. I can only imagine the feeling that a SB win would bring.

  • christopher

    @Cleveland78

    is the Browns are “trying” to be good then i don’t want to know what “not trying” to be good looks like.

  • mgbode

    I was in Tempe in ’02 through a magical set of circumstances (internship in CA just ended, my little brother was in the Rose Bowl parade and we were driving back to OH cross-country).

    Incredible scene before the game (at least 5:1 ration of scarlet to green/orange shirts in and around town). OH-IO chants heard incessantly from all directions at all times.

    Incredible time during the game w/ an incredibly charitable Fellowship of Christian Athletes on the big screen on the East End outside of the stadium (I got scared off of buying scalped tickets after seeing literally dozens of people coming back from the stadium after having bought counterfeit tickets).

    Incredible feeling and scene and vibe after the game. Fans did not know what to do with themselves.

    And, despite all that, I still do not completely feel like one of ‘my teams’ won a championship because Buckeyes football was always a distant 4th in my pecking order of rooting interests.

  • christopher

    also as a sidenote i know it sounds crazy BUT here goes anyways…

    if the Browns won the Superbowl and the Tribe won the world series, the city goes crazier for the Tribe and here is why:

    the Tribe could conceivably win the series at home. i couldnt even imagine this town after the final out of the tribe winning the world series AT HOME versus the Browns winning the superbowl while playing in Tampa or Dallas or whatever.

    yes the town would burn to the ground in either case, i just think the initial shockwave would be larger for the Indians at home.

    just an opinion though. :)

  • oribiasi

    @ Lyon: I feel like if/when it does happen here, it’ll either be insane or a let down.

    It’s sort of funny: a friend of mine is a Yankees die-hard fan and he told me that after they won one of their 2390834290834290324 World Series, he walked home from the bar and got home and basically didn’t feel good or bad, just sort of “meh.” This was only his second W.S. win for his beloved Yankees that he witnesses, but he was already sort of jaded with it.

    Now, I slapped him in the face after he told me that story, because honestly, I’d love to have that problem with the Indians/Browns/Cavaliers. But part of me does wonder.

    Not that I think we’ll ever have that to worry about, haha.

    I will definitely get a tattoo of the emblem for whatever Cleveland teams wins it big first on my arm. It’ll be my first ink and I’ll wear it proudly. And yes, I’d mortgage my house to get Browns Super Bowl tickets.

  • architrance

    Dropping the Brownies from my fandom in 2002 has saved boatloads of disappointment/sorrow. (Won’t be seeing you Sunday)

  • architrance

    …but good luck with that…

  • http://www.waitingfornextyear.com Scott

    Whomever doesn’t like “this” sytle of comedy, check out Polk’s video about his cat. Different style, still funny.

  • Chuck

    Watch his “Man in the Box” web show. Start with the episode titled “God Bless You” and keep in mind, not for work time or around kids, but totally different delivery/style, and VERY funny.

  • mgbode

    @christopher – i’m one of the bigger Tribe fans around, but you are completely nuts.

    if the Browns make it to the Superbowl, then I’m likely buying tickets to Cleveland just for the chance that they win it.

    and you have to believe that they’d be selling tickets to CBS to watch the game. that thing would sell out immediately (or they could go and put it in the Q if they want an indoor setting for February).

    anyways, even without that, the downtown scene would be ridiculous as would scenes in Berea, Cleveland Hts, Lakewood, etc. the whole city would be going hysterical.

    if the Indians won, even at home, then there would be a party, it would be fun, but 1/2 the city wouldn’t even believe that the team was really all that good until the very end and it wouldn’t be nearly the celebration.

  • Kevin

    Scott and Chuck… agree I thought those were much funnier

  • Harv 21

    mgbode and christopher: Finding your comments deprssing. Depressing like when everyone talks about what they really intend to do if they win the lottery, and then everyone sits back down at their desk where their work still waits for them.

    But let me say this about that: When ESPN runs the inevitable look-at-the-finally-joyous-losers footage and warm-fuzzy pieces, I shall flip them the bird. Just suck it, ESPN. [Whoa, snap out of it, back to work]

  • humboldt

    I understand what people are saying about Polk’s “style”. There is a lot of Will Ferrell in his delivery, some Adam Sandler, and maybe even a little Dane Cook. I found it a bit annoying as well.

    However, his message is pitch perfect, and that’s why it’s going around like wildfire. As Rick says, the last line embodies all that is despairing and yet resilient about being a Cleveland fan.

  • mgbode

    @Harv – the lottery analogy is apt here. and probably about the same odds. sadly.

  • christopher

    @mgbode

    “but 1/2 the city wouldn’t even believe that the team was really all that good until the very end and it wouldn’t be nearly the celebration.”

    – not if the Tribe signs Thome/Joey/Lofton/Justice/etc halfway through the season, then the bandwagon will be filled :)

    i know, its just my thinking because the Tribe is my number 1.

    @Harv

    at this point in time wondering what you would do with lottery money seems more realistic than either the Tribe winning the series or the Browns winnning a Superbowl and would probably be more healthy.

  • christopher

    @mgbode

    great minds and all that stuff.

  • oribiasi

    My college stats professor said it best: “Oribiasi, you have as much chance of winning the lottery whether you buy a ticket or not.”

    Meaning, of course, I have about as much chance of buying the winning ticket as having the winning ticket flying out of someone’s hand and having the wind carry it to my doorstep.

  • christopher

    #smartlikeoribiasiscollegestatprofessor

  • Big Z

    If the Browns win the Superbowl… wait, what am I talking about!? :)

  • NJ

    If the Browns win the SB, I only hope that the general mayhem results in all of the abandoned properties in the city proper getting torched. Think of it, waking up Super Bowl champs with all the eyesores of the city disappeared. A brave new world…

  • oribiasi

    @ christopher: I hope you haven’t ALSO morphed into a golden retriever playing fetch with Pat Shurmur’s offense! Go see a witch doctor immediately if this is the case.

  • Jared

    Mike Polk gets “it” to be a Clevelander. He understands the misery and depression that comes along with rooting for our teams but also the sense of pride in those things to, oddly as that may be. He’s having fun with it, hilarious.

  • Goldenflash7903

    The problem I am having is that it is harder and harder to want to tune in on Sundays. I am not a real huge pro football fan anyway and a poor team makes me that much more disinterested. I live in front of the TV on Satudays in the fall for College Football starting with the east coast games until the end of the night with the west coast. I think the only reason I have watched is because it is the team from the city I have just about all my life in.

    As for Mike Polk, he was at Kent State when I was a student and he wrote for the school paper and had a show on Kent’s TV-2. I have always enjoyed his perspective and usually made me laugh. He was one of the only reasons I read the Daily Kent Stater. I thought the video sums up everything perfectly and was absolutly hilarious. I laugh my dupa off when he says “It’s like they are playing a different sport!” Do we need to take it so seriously? It was a funny video Clevelanders and Browns fans can really relate to. I don’t get the “trying to be Will Ferrell” thing, but that’s me.

  • Craig

    This is a funny video, but honestly, “The Hastily Made Tourism Video” was awful for Cleveland PR around the country. Hate the guy.

  • Mike in Seattle

    Wow, someone outside of my family uses the term “dupa”?!?

  • Matt

    Shouldn’t be surprised about “dupa” on a Cleveland website, what with all the Eastern European heritage we have.

  • buckeyeCIC

    You bet your “dupa” I’m Slovenian! (Eastern Euro)

  • http://Twitter.com/GilbertRed Nathan Gilbert

    Got so mad I quit watching the game Sunday. Then spent $100 bucks on Browns gear of NFL shop Monday.

  • Chris

    Dupa is an eastern European word? Huh.

    Also, not watching the Browns last week was an excellent decision that I will probably repeat for the rest of the season. I’m still a Browns fan, but I’ve seen enough this year, and I can’t justify sitting down for 4 hours for the sole purpose of putting myself in a bad mood.

    Last Sunday I raked my leaves. This Sunday I think I’ll install a new toilet in the master bath. I’ll call it “The Superbowl”.

  • Goldenflash7903

    I am a Slovak and I am married to a Czech. Dupa is thrown around my house a lot.

  • http://serandez.blogspot.com Ezzie

    I sent it to a couple friends from here in NY (Giants fans), and they thought it was incredible. One has said he’s going to start using the “Factory of Sadness” line all the time.