June 19, 2013

Texans Obliterate Browns 30-12

And now for a list of positives from this game…

Phil Dawson chipped in two 50+ yard field goals (50, 51) to bring his season total from that distance up to six.

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In all seriousness, though, all of us here at WFNY pretty much hinted that we thought this was going to be one rough matchup. With that being said, I know I’m surprised at just how woeful and devoid of purpose the Browns were in this game. They gave up 261 yards on the ground, a franchise record for the Houston Texans, and the team totaled just 172 yards of offense in the 30-12 demolition that could have easily been a lot worse.

The Browns have not scored a touchdown this season in the first or third quarters. Read that sentence over again and let it sink in. That means that a) the Browns aren’t capable of executing their offensive gameplan at the outset and b) the coaching staff and players are unable to make halftime adjustments to respond to the opponent’s scheme. If that isn’t a hard and fast strike against the coaching staff, I don’t know what is.

Colt McCoy’s just not getting it. Sure, his offensive line is a revolving door on the right side, they’re failing to pickup blitzes properly, his wide receivers aren’t even looking for the ball at times and when they are they cannot get separation, and he’s down to running back number four and five, but through it all, Colt just doesn’t have that ability. As many have noted, McCoy is undoubtedly tough for all he’s endured so far this year, but that’s a trait you can admire in a backup quarterback, not a guy that should be the most important guy on the roster. McCoy finished 14-of-22 for 146 yards with the one touchdown toss late to Josh Cribbs and one interception. McCoy spent the entire day running for his life and took several vicious hits with linebackers and safeties going through the line untouched with a head of steam built up. My assumption that continues to become more and more concrete each week is that even with his starting running backs, a better right tackle, capable deep threats who could get separation, and a better offensive system, Colt McCoy would still struggle.

As expected, the running game was a challenge. The sign of things to come on the day was Chris Ogbonnaya’s first carry and the Browns’ first play from scrimmage that resulted in a lost fumble which set up the Texans’ second score and a 14-0 lead just eight minutes into the game. Ogbonnaya’s longest run of the day was 10 yards, and he finished with just 28 yards on 13 carries, adding one catch for 13 yards. The newly signed Thomas Clayton ran four times for 10 yards. The offensive line was so putrid that I doubt Hillis or Hardesty would’ve fared much better in this one.

Remember that defense that I was hyping up as recently as yesterday afternoon? Well, it shows what I know. The Browns’ defense has been and continues to be put in tough spots by the offense (see: Obie fumble), but that opening drive where the Texans marched down the field for a touchdown in just over five minutes had nothing to do with fatigue or field position. The Texan running backs were getting 6 or 7 yards upfield all game long before a hand was laid on them. In the case of second-stringer Ben Tate, he took that contact 7 yards down the field and was pushing safeties forward for extra yardage. Usama Young is not a starting caliber safety, not on a good team anyway. Young put a hit on Tate as he was going out of bounds for a six yard gain, and on the very next play, he whiffed as Tate scampered for a 27-yard touchdown run for the first points of the game. Tate ran for 115 yards and the one score, and Arian Foster added 124 yards and a touchdown of his own.

How many sacks did the Browns have you ask? ZERO. ZERO! Not one sack of the relatively stationary Matt Schaub. The defensive line not only got swallowed up by the Texans O-line as mentioned above, but they made it so easy for Schaub that he could’ve easily led the offense from the comfort of a recliner. Schaub threw for just 119 yards, but why throw when you can gash a team for over 250 yards on the ground? When he did throw, he had plenty of time and spread the ball, with tight end Owen Daniels leading the team with 3 catches and 32 yards receiving.

As if the game itself weren’t bad enough, a host of injuries hit the Browns as T.J. Ward injured his hand and missed time in the first half, Mohammed Massaquoi exited with illness, Kaluka Maiava left with another knee injury, and Tony Pashos was replaced by Artis Hicks due to a knee injury.

The Browns and McCoy, as they usually do, did a little stat padding and damage control late as they got in the endzone on a 2-yard toss to Josh Cribbs. Colt posted 57 of those 146 pass yards on the final drive with the Texans in full prevent defense mode.

I’d address Shurmur’s post-game press conference, but it was nothing but marshmallow flattery of the Texans on both sides of the ball, repeated defense of Colt’s performance despite no specifics or evidence, and outright refusal to address any miscues of any of his players. Stay tuned to the Tumblr feed as Scott will be gathering specific quotes, but to be honest, I had zero use for any of them. I’ve never heard someone say so little with so many words before.

The Browns are now 3-5, their offense is a repetitive, ineffective joke, and the defense is now tripping up. Some patience is required, but some deficiencies and lack of preparations cannot go excused. The Texans are good, but the Browns have played better teams tougher this season.

Where do we go from here? I just don’t know, and clearly, right now, neither does Pat Shurmur.

Stay tuned for more coverage and reaction tomorrow.

(Photo: David J. Phillip)

  • Big Z

    @Wacman – Certainly, I’ll let you know how McCoy has more passing yards than Matt Schaub – garbage time. It’s where the Browns create most of their positive offensive stats, It’s where Colt McCoy really shines!

    Of course, none of the things you mentioned are Colt’s fault. His inability to make regular, accurate throws when given time are his fault. His inability to diagnose a defense and get rid of the ball or throw the ball away quickly are his fault. His inability to assign blockers, or identify free blitzers pre-snap are his fault. His inability to find an open man in the face of an overload blitz or audible out of horribly mismatched plays are certainly on him.

    Additionally, I think it’s difficult for him to see over the line and that’s why we routinely see him bootleg or escape the pocket.

    I know it’s been beaten to death, but just watch an NFL caliber throw the ball, then watch Colt. It’s a night and day difference. They blow him out of the water.

    Now that I’ve explained why I don’t think Colt’s gonna cut it, I’d like for you to explain why he IS gonna cut it. Believe me, I’m pulling for him as hard as anyone, but I’m not seein’ it man.

  • Big Z

    @wacman – let me begin your argument by saying that yes, McCoy had a comeback drive against a very, very bad team and that it was amazing. BUT, it does not make him a franchise QB. I love the kid’s heart… but that’s about it.

  • Foghorn Leghorn

    Just God awful. Everything about them. Painful. Excruciating. Embarrassing. Pathetic. I dont really know what else needs to be said. The real question is just how absolutely miserable and awful human beings are we for subjecting ourselves to this week in and week out?? I mean its one thing to be in a train wreck. Its a whole other level of self-depredation to pay to watch it. Shame on all of us.

  • Mike Snodgrass

    I wonder what the forums were saying when i was to young to pay attention in the 70′s, 80′s, and 90′s? Oh yea, goofball gore hadnt invented the internet yet! Will any of you DIEHARD and TRUE browns fans ever get tired of comeing up with the same excuses….even after 45 years? I would rather cheer on a little league baseball team who at least put their heart into trying than the clowns we see every sunday! Either way you girls want to ding me for saying it…ill make my statement by keeping my Browns offical NFL gear money in my pocket! Ill bet theres a few more than me doing just that!

  • BuckeyeDawg

    Went to an indoor water part with the kids instead of watching the game.

    I’m getting smarter as I get older.

  • Mike

    Tom needs to start addressing the offensive line and wide receiver in the next draft, possibly more. We have been weak at RT and WR for years and they continue to let it go and fill the position with junk. Would MoMass be a #1 WR on any other team? No. The John St. Clairs and Pashos fillers don’t work. How many times do they get beat over and over?

    Coming into this year I had hoped that we would be decent, but at this point they are unwatchable. I realize that we have a new coach(not sure why he is calling plays also), a new offense, a new defense, and a lot younger team. However, as I watched the Bungles play the same Tennessee team we played the other week, I was amazed watching AJ Green and Dalton tear them apart. The Bungles are “rebuilding” and they are watchable and fairly good. I am already tired of hearing about it from my Bungles friends. I understand the rebuild, just never expected such horrible play that causes apathy. Sitting through a game makes me wish that the weekend was over already and I was back at work. Ready for the draft….again.

  • Stevo

    http://youtu.be/tRBDMMVctu8

    “You are a factory of Sadness!… See you on Sunday.”
    Pretty much sums it up these days.

  • Billy Thomas

    Anyone notice Pat is a clown?

  • NJ

    I’m starting to question Heckert. His drafts look good on paper, but I don’t know how much it shows on the field. I know: give them time. Fine. We shall see.

    Even if we give him a grade of incomplete on the drafts, his unwillingness to address the o-line, linebackers, and receiving corps clearly have made this a lost season.

    We look less talented than we did last year and I just don’t know how that is possible.

  • ben

    I’m actually not down on Colt after this game. I think in this game more than any other it was apparent how poorly the line is playing this year.

  • http://jharper44102@yahoo.com Jim

    Here we go again. The only question is who will go first, the coach or the Quarterback. Over and over and over, time after time. How is it that other teams can build and improve but the Browns always seem like a hamster in a round wheel? I don’t get it.

  • TobaccoRoad

    As the picture in the article above suggests, I’m not sure McCoy and Shurmur are on the same page with one another; even during the game, it seemed like they were snapping at each other on the sideline.

    I saw similar interactions between Shrumur and Hillis very early on in the year and it didn’t take a rocket scientist to see that Shurmur and Hillis won’t be on each other’s Christmas card lists.

    Just sayin..

  • Ron

    Mike Holmgren was paid big money to come here and turn this teem around…..What is he doing? How can he continue to watch this circus act? I guess he must be the RINGMASTER! Is it the Browns or the Clowns…?

  • -bobby-

    Agreed ben. well said.

    As for Heckert, If you wanna blame him for not getting a RT (probably instead ofeither 4th rounders this year) then fine. But he has 2 starting Gs who are essentially rookies. The pick in the top of the draft have been solid. Haden, Ward (whose presence was missed in run D for most of the game), Taylor, and Sheard are all quality players and if not for those 4 we would be miserable on D. Jus’ sayin… I like that the top 2 picks have produced, and anything after is hit or miss. We missed a few late ones last year, but this year Jordan looks like a gamer and Skrine didnt have a bad game in the slot yesterday. To sum up, the amount of starters weve gotten from the draft is better then most teams.

  • jimkanicki

    bobby —


    oh who cares.

  • Dan

    The Browns have become the Whammy card in the draft for QB’s, because of that I can safely say it’s not the QB thats the problem, I don’t think is ever was (2 exceptions). We just need to slow down, less is more, we just need a little makeup, not a complete face lift, we already look like a cross between Carrot Top, Little Richard and Joan Rivers.

  • Dennison

    Oh, I get it. It’s the whole ‘crap on mccoy’ bandwagon. I get it. It has nothing to do with the OL being horrid, the 4th string RBs being lousy, or the wideouts not running their proper routes. It has all to do with McCoy being a bad QB, because he has total control over the OL being bad, the lousy running game, and the wideouts not turning around to catch a ball. I get it. It makes it pretty easy to write an article for a blog when you ignore all of the obvious problems and just write to bash a player. It makes for wonderfully sensational reading. The coaching staff is fairly oblivious to making adjustments as well. I actually felt bad for Colt yesterday. Dude is doing the best he can with what he has, but haters gonna hate I guess.

  • MallaLubba

    I would love to see McCoy just start pegging his receivers in the helmet with the ball. Until that happens, I can’t help but put all the blame on him.

  • chuck r.

    Colt McCoy is getting it. He is getting hammered on almost every play!

  • JohnC

    My biggest problem with the Browns this year (and there are many) is the west coast offense. The play calling is a joke. I don’t feel McCoy has shown us much to really critique him, but what can we say when so many passes are five yards or less? Opposing defensives are pretty much crowding the box because that’s were the plays are going.

    Holgrem doesn’t have anything to prove. I bet he quits after the season. Lerner hires a new GM who fires Shurmur and brings in a defensive guru who will want to switch to the 3-4. Or are we already a 3-4 team and the new guy will want to go to the 4-3? I get lost.

    As for the defense, what can you say when the offense can only sustain a drive once a game in the 4th when everything is already out of reach? You can have the Steel Curtain and they will get worn down playing 40 minutes a game. So for what it’s worth I can’t judge these guys either.