I don’t believe in curses except when I do. I’ve said it a thousand times. Luck, jinxes and things of that nature are good in theory, but if they actually existed, I’d be a rich man because I would use them constantly for personal gain. Then again, if it doesn’t cost me anything to pretend like curses are real, why shouldn’t I just be a good little boy and play along?
With that in mind as much as I love Joe Haden, I am proposing every Browns fan votes for Aaron Rodgers in this year’s Madden Cover vote. An overwhelming victory for Rodgers is actually the highest sign of affection that Browns fans can give to the runaway favorite Cleveland Browns player this side of Josh Cribbs.
So that’s all I have for you. I’m still very proud of what Browns fans accomplished a year ago when we vaulted Peyton Hillis onto the cover of Madden. We proved just how badly we wanted to win something… anything. When it was in our grasp we went out and did it. We don’t have anything else to prove in that respect.
So just in case, you know, curses are even remotely real, let’s just protect Joe Haden and vote for Aaron Rodgers.