May 21, 2013

Cavaliers To Win Tonight’s Lottery According to Scientific Donut Eating Study

Before you think this is too silly, just keep in mind that last year, the genius basketball minds behind The Basketball Jones successfully predicted the Cavaliers would win the lottery.

They’re at it again this year, and this time around, they decided to use delicious breakfast pastries as their means of infallible prediction. In fact, using the word prediction might be an insult to the exactness of this study. Perhaps ‘future reporting’ is more accurate. Anyway, you can be the judge of what this means, but the results will make Cavalier fans happy as once again, the Basketball Jones is telling us that the Cavaliers will win the draft lottery tonight.

You can watch the video here.

[Related: The 2012 NBA Draft, And A Ticking Clock]

  • Mark

    Clearly this will happen tonight. You can’t refute science!

  • BlooshG

    Ron Burgundy agrees!  It’s science.  All the other teams have a brain a third the size of the Cavs’.

  • mgbode

    it’s not the size of the brain that matters, it’s how much of it you have killed with alcohol.

  • bones2010

    Is this a belated April Fools Day joke?

  • http://www.zfcomics.com dgriff13

    LOL! I will eat a donut if this is indeed correct. 

  • Hypno_Toad

    Science!

  • Stinkfist

    I think they rigged it and just gave us a shi++y donut

  • mgbode

    Duece Brand Donuts?