April 19, 2014

Pure Rage Caption Contest

There was a lot of fun had last night on the WFNY Facebook page putting captions to Chris Perez’s celebratory scream and fist pump. Here were some of the highlights. As always the instructions were to keep it clean.

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I started things off with “This is fun but I miss singing for the Foo Fighters!” Thankfully they got better after mine.

Collin Jones ‎”AND THEN HULK WAS ALL LIKE, “RAAAAAAAWR, SMASH” AND THEN HE BEAT UP LOKI AND IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER GUYS, F’REAL!”

Greg Pennypacker LOUD NOISESS!!

Mike Tricarichi I LOVE BACON

Seán Lowe Is my beard as cool as Brian Wilson’s yet?!!?

Charles Luzar CHUNK LOVE STRIKEOUT

Charlie Hopko This is how you do the HARDCORE CHICKEN DANCE!!!!!

Lou Pazderski When you’re Texas and don’t have Chris Perez you feel unhappy. When you feel unhappy you go to happy hour in the Flats. When you go to happy hour you’re up for anything. When you head to the Flats you you meet up with the “Wild Thing” Charlie Sheen, and you re-enact scenes from Major League. Don’t re-enact scenes from Major League. Get rid of Texas and upgrade to CLEVELAND at 1-800-GO-TRIBE!!

Paul Koehler IT FEELS LIKE CHILDBIRTH! AUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH SHOULDA HAD MORE FIBER IN THE DIET

Dee Pagel ‎”Browns draft a baseball quarterback….Indians acquire a basketball pitcher….so you’re sayin’ I’m the new Cavs shooting guard?? – Bring it LeBron!”

Austin Weisenberger This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Gary Cirino Jr ‎”I TOLD YOU I AM NOT SHAGGING BALLS ANYMORE DURING BATTING PRACTICE…DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIANO RIVERA?”

Joe Bott ‎”Alright, I’m warm.”

Michael Adam I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico!!!!!

Matt Olschlager laughing at everyone who hated me after opening day!

  • Boqueesha McButterpants

    “I fart in your general direction” 

  • mgbode

    RI-COLAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Garry_Owen

    “Now, I’m no physics professor, but I do understand that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.  For example, if I exhale with approximately 100 lbs of force, I should be propelled backward at an equivalent 100 lbs of force.  Of course, this only occurs mathematically correct within a vacuum; but, for the sake of demonstration, I will attempt to replicate this physical law. Observe . . .” 

  • Ryan C

    DAMN YOU, GENERAL CRAMPING…. DAAAAAMMMNNNN YOU!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552269855 Michael Brenkus

    Mine wouldn’t have been clean.. : “You’re F***in’ Out!”  (Kenny Powers)

  • Natedawg86

    MEAT LOAF!

  • http://twitter.com/hatmantc Tony Crespo

    MOM! MEATLOAF!

  • **bobby**

    I WILL PILLAGE YOUR WOMAN AND RAPE YOUR VILLAGE !!!

    AND NO THAT IS NOT BACKWARDS!!! I AM SO RAPING YOUR VILLAGE!!!!!

  • Natedawg86

    It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again!

  • Kildawg

    I’ll Get All Of You Would-Be Hitters OUT!  Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!

  • St. McDuck

    Dee Pagel wins.

  • Meghan W

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cl3vl4nd3r

    “YES!!!!! ICE CREAM!”

  • porckchopexpress

    OWWWW MY BALLSLAPPEDINTOTHECATCHERSGLOVEFORTHEFINALOUT!!!!

  • Natejenna38

    Why is no one coming to the games to see me dominate!!!!!

  • porckchopexpress

    With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he mows the swinging batters down!
    Helpless players from visiting teams scream as he throws strikes in on them!
    He picks up the rosin then throws it back down as he walks in circles in the center of the mound!
    Ohhhhh NO! They say he’s got to close!
    Go Go Mulletzilla!
    Ohhhhh NO!  Down the batters go!
    Go Go Mulletzilla!
    History shows again and again how he keeps games from going ten
    (repeat 3xs)

    It needs work but somebody already used a Hulk reference so I had to think of the next angriest thing on the planet.

  • The_Real_Shamrock

    That was pretty good, just sayin’.

  • http://www.autismspeaks.org/ PML

    I curse you atomic wings!  This must be what childbirth feels like.

  • mgbode

    You Tribe hitters better support my boy McCallister!  at least 7 runs in 3 innings!  Do you hear me?!?

  • Garry_Owen

    “ACT LIKE A PRO, PIERZYNSKI!  ACT LIKE A PRO!!!!!”

  • Harv 21

    “C’mon, Carlos, hard as you can, right at my MOUTH, this time no mitt!”

  • porckchopexpress

    Well we may not agree on much but we’ll always have the BOC :)

  • Ding

    “I’m not Mexican damnit!”

  • pete

    SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • AI

    OH BOB SAGET!!