Joe Haden Twitter Rumor Appears to Be False

It appears that the latest Internet hoax didn’t involve a death this time. The rumors abounded for a few minutes on Twitter that Joe Haden was suspended for four games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy. As of right now, it appears to be more Sunday night boredom on Twitter than fact.

Here’s how it unfolded.

  • TOJ

    Please take a moment to click through to the guy who tweeted the pic of Haden at the casino. You’ll SYDH. #fail #wowreally #americaisdoomedtofail #maybespankingkidsisntthatbadafterall.

  • The_Real_Shamrock

    Twitter: no news is good news!

  • Garry_Owen

    I seriously feel like I’m living in the midst of the intellectual apocalypse. What kind of world are we living in where we can no longer rely on the “Conley Wagners,” “Coonin’ O’Briens,” and “Goose Oberstars” of the world for reliable, breaking news?!?!?!?!?! (No offense, Conley, Coonin’, and Goose.)
    Twitter. Rhymes with “$#!tter.”
    Just don’t look.

  • Garry_Owen

    Apparently, “chillen” means “lurken,” “stalken,” and “sneaken pichers witout permishun.”
    Delta Bravo.

  • Conley

    As it is now breaking what I posted on Twitter Sunday night, I accept all apologies. Thanks.

  • Joe

    Too bad it’s completely true.

  • mgbode

    is it? grossi is so old and stale that I wouldn’t be surprised if he just figured out how to log back into his twitter feed and is a few days behind the rest of the world.

    it very well could be but i’ll wait until hearing from official sources on this one.

  • mgbode

    if this is really CW, then apologies for what? starting an unconfirmed rumor on twitter with no real knowledge?