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December 10, 2014
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Forty-five pounds. Six hundred dollars. Topped off with cold, hard cash pouring out of gold, loosely-bound bags of money. All for the Cleveland Browns’ rookie quarterback’s 22nd birthday.
Johnny Manziel turned 22 on December 6 and hit up Cleveland’s own Colossal Cupcakes to outfit him with a custom cake fit for an impening king. TMZ followed up with the report and tale of the tape on the mound of sugar and flower, adding that it took two days to bake.
Here’s a full shot of the cake:
https://twitter.com/ThisKidBaLz/status/542483914569560064
No word on what Brian Hoyer’s 29th birthday cake entailed, but if we’re guessing, it came from a west side Giant Eagle. Then again, so did mine. Perhaps I should start “shopping small.”
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Johnny way overpaid for that cake. Not really anything outlandishly detailed or crazy about that cake. Tough to get them to stand tall with a curve, but other than that it’s just a run of the mill custom cake.
http://sweetlyvalentinecakes.com/image/94303859.jpg
to be fair, went through some of the cakes they have done. and this one stuck out as impressive detail work:
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I’m making $90 an hour working at my floor. I was amazed when my neighbour told me she was averaging 90 but I see how it works now. I feel so much freedom now that I’m my own boss. Anyone can make money easily from this
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I wish I could work at my floor 🙁
That “freedom” you feel being your own boss is in actuality the crushing slavery of having a terrible employee.
Man, I hope this kid can play football, because he’s a real . . . “delta bravo.”
I think this would have been more appropriate…
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2DN5oPbMfSc/UB5EorKQ3iI/AAAAAAAAAXI/XMZUzv9hvMQ/s1600/IMG_0648.JPG
Stay classy, Johnny D-bag. Nice to see you’ve got your priorities straight.
Will this schmuck ever grow up?
I wonder how many second thoughts Haslam has had about picking this clown as his team’s leader in waiting.
Similarly, Hoyer’s was going to be an “Andy Dalton money” cake. But Giant Eagle told him that the order had been cancelled.
Pretty soon she’ll be able to afford a bed and will no longer have to work at her floor.
Actually I heard his mom made the cake for him, and he and his 95 year old grandpa both blew out the candles. And then he had a clown come do balloon animals for the kids at the children’s hospital, where Johnny also signed autographs for 3 hours.
Easily the funniest thing I’ve read this week… Thanks 🙂
Give him a couple years.. he just turned 22. But “delta bravo” is fitting for sure.
In true Andy Dalton fashion, the cake was looking really good until it was time to deliver, then it fell on it’s face and was ruined.
Good thing – I never like red icing.
I heard he gave out free puppies, too.