Browns had sixth-best offensive line in 2014
January 12, 2015Deep Ball Devin Smith
January 12, 2015Well, we did it again—for some reason. We made another video chock full of hot takes.
This time, however, we switched it up: Our hot takes are varying from 1 (kind of hot) to 5 (SCORCHING DEVIL BUTTHOLE-LEVEL TAKES.)
We also added a new segment: Scorching Hot Takes coming to you directly from The Twitter. We’re not taking any prisoners and we don’t feel bad for calling you out for your hot takes. They’re stupid. You said them on the Internet where they will remain forever. Just own them, Ohio.
Feel free to call out the people you’re following for having hot takes by tweeting us their stuff @scorchinghottks. Special thanks for Jeff, who we really enjoyed bullying into eating food and making move stuff around the set. As you can see, we enjoyed his company so much this video is a billion minutes long.
Also, the chips, nuts, and jerky came to us from iburn.com. They’re not a sponsor but that doesn’t mean they can’t be some day. (Call us!)
2 Comments
I’m supposed to listen to this guy who’s losing his hair & can’t handle a few peppers? And, excuse me, but she’s a chick! What does she know about sports beyond making me a sandwich while I watch the game?!?!?
That gentleman has a damn fine beard on him.