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Mike Polk is at his best during Browns season. He’s given us The Factory of Sadness. He’s immortalized Ryan Pontbriand, the long-snapper. He’s cast Andre Knott as Ray Farmer and done hysterical – if wildly inaccurate – Jimmy Haslam impressions. Now he’s written a song commemorating the wild roster of dead Cleveland Browns jerseys that litter our closets, and unfortunately in public at our tailgates.
Let’s check ’em off. Did he get Weeden, Lee Suggs, Gary Baxter and all the obscure favorites from over the years?
I saw he got MoMass.
Oh dear.
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Was really hoping to see my Gardocki jersey
Does anyone out there have a Junkin jersey?
NFL season comes around and suddenly Craig is everywhere!
They sold MoMass jerseys?? And someone bought one?
Ditto for Quincy!
well , let’s see … in my closet i have a t.richardson jersey , a s.rogers jersey & a j.thomas jersey. my wife has a t.couch & an edwards jersey. 1 out of 5 ain’t bad … ughhhh. and these are all authentic jerseys.
so i recently did the safe thing & got an authentic bernie kosar #19 … lesson learned.
Fact: I got an authentic Winslow Jersey one Xmas, and within 2 months he was a Buccaneer. I then got a Quinn Jersey, and within a month, he was gone. I got an Edwards Jersey, and then he was gone. This past year, I got a Haden Jersey for Xmas. I was SO EXCITED because he was signed for a few years. Then, the Browns changed their Uni’s. I think I am done buying Jerseys, and will stick with polos. Sounds lame, but I am afraid then the team will move again. I can’t win…