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‘Tis the season, loyal readers.  Inspired by Hard for the Yard, the team at WFNY has decided to release a 2008 Holiday Gift Guide that is aimed at you.  Spring, summer, winter or fall, we have you covered for all of your Cleveland Sports needs.

From stocking-stuffers to the gifts that keep on giving, you’ll find loads of great gift ideas for your loved ones after the jump.  Do Enjoy.

**FOR THE BROWNS FAN OUT THERE**

Braylon’s (Cough) Drops

This box was photographed last week, thus containing 14 drops.  However, if you wait long enough, your box may actually contain more as the season progresses.  These come in handy after a Sunday afternoon full of “booing” any potential dropped 70-yard pass, or even the occasional 10-yard out that goes right off of the finger tips.  Stock up now as it could be a long winter!

Brandon McDonald Burnt Toast

Feeling empty inside?  Looks like you could use some food.  We recommend the Brandon McDonald burnt toast that commemorates a game-changing fourth quarter against the Denver Broncos.  Save on shipping and combine this with the version that features Baltimore’s Mark Clayton – great filler after a weekend of football that makes you sick to your stomach!

Jerome Harrison Second Half Seat Cushion

Comfortable with your lead?  Not looking to keep momentum in your favor?  Inexplicably benched?  Then this is the gift for you!  After getting a few minutes of work in, you can utilize this seat cushion to ensure the utmost comfort for the remainder of your day.  The first 100 orders will be paired with the brown version which can be given to a loved one or used to double up for those longer benchings!

**FOR THE CAVS FANS OUT THERE**

Dan Gilbert 18-Month Desk Calendar

Long enough to get you to July of 2010, this desk calendar is the exact same one in the office of Cavaliers GM Dan Gilbert!  With plenty of room for multiple “notes to self,” this item comes pre-filled with tasks for every day, just like you’re in the General Manager’s shoes.  Note that this could be a collector’s item once that last page is turned.  Order now and receive a complimentary Spike Lee voodoo doll!

Daniel “Boobie” Gibson Head Stencils

Gearing up for a big date?  Job interview?  Even if you’re simply going to take your grandmother out to lunch, you could use your own set of Daniel Gibson head stencils.  This five-pack comes with shapes like a star, a “Superman” logo, the ever-popular “B”, a Cavaliers “C” and the very new tear drop to commemorate Gibson’s new-found shot.  (Or the trade of Larry Hughes, your choice, really)

Lorenzen Wright Warm-Up Pants

Not getting up any time soon?  Then we have the pants for you!  These Lorenzen Wright warm-up pants are ”draft free,” meaning that as they do not get removed often, they have no tear-away feature.  This ensures maximum comfort and completely reduces the chance of a mischievous teammate ripping them off of you while you stand up to cheer on those actually playing.  These go great with the Mateen Cleaves Twirling Towel or the John Crotty “Excited just to be here” mask (both retired item), so pair them up today!

**FOR THE TRIBE FANS OUT THERE**

Mark Shapiro Salary Handcuffs, Dolan Edition

Your loved one thinking about spending some hard-earned cash this winter?  Not if you have any say in it.  Regardless of that hot item that is out there for the buying, slap these puppies on your spendthrift partner and there will be no check-writing of any kind.  New shoes to replace the broken ones at the end of the closet?  Not today – these duct tape/cardboard shoes will work just fine.  Sweater to stay warm?  Eh eh eh, here’s some napkins that we’ve sewn together!  No spending here!

Post Game Saxaphone Sheet Music

Do you ever feel like entertaining some baseball fans?  Need a quick song idea?  Then purchase this year’s Saxaphone sheet music ready to be played after a baseball game near you.

Song’s Featured:

- Simpson’s Theme Song
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Simpson’s Theme Song
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Simpson’s Theme Song
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Simpson’s Them Song
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Simpson’s Theme Song
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- And More…of the same two songs!

Tickets to “Pronkville”

If you’re at Progressive Field and need a break from the norm, these tickets to Pronkville are just what you need.  Cushioned tables, jet tubs, and even some ice that you can either put in a beverage or place in a bag for your bruised knee, shoulder or pride.  As an added bonus, there is free Wi-Fi that you can use to check your bank account at any point in time, whether you earned that money or not!

Check back early and often as WFNY rolls out even more ideas for your loved ones!  Happy Shopping, all!