May 21, 2013

ESPN’s Bill Simmons would like Boston to trade for Anderson Varejao

“…if I were Danny Ainge, I’d offer O’Neal’s expiring, my 2012 no. 1 AND the Clippers’ no. 1 for him.2 Wouldn’t you take your chances with a Rondo-Allen-Pierce-Garnett-Varejao quintet this spring? Or am I just a complete homer?” -Bill Simmons

Ok Sports Guy. I’ll take on your proposed trade.  Here is the offer as you have laid it out.

Cleveland gets: Jermaine O’Neal ($6.226 million), plus Boston’s 2012 first round pick and the Clippers’ 2012 first round pick.

Boston gets: Anderson Varejao ($7.7 million).

Let’s take a hard look at those draft picks first. The Clippers’ pick is technically the lessor of L.A.’s or Minnesota’s pick, but you would have to imagine it would take a few monumental injuries for Minny’s pick to be worse than the Clippers’ pick. Additionally, that pick is top 10 protected this year, so injuries to say CP3 and Blake Griffin would knock them below Minnesota in all likelihood, but also into protected territory. [Read more...]

NBA Trade Rumors: Crazy Night Brings Amar’e Stoudemire Closer to Cleveland

Amare StoudemireMonday night February 15th was quite the evening for everyone to give their take on the NBA trade front. I honestly do not know how much more trade talk I can take. From the Corey Maggette conversation yesterday to the supposed deal with the Pacers for Troy Murphy and now back to Amar’e Stoudemire, the talks are as chaotic as ever right now.

For our loyal readers and everyone else out there, this post will serve as a recap of where we are right now and what we learned last night. We had well-regarded journalists directly contradicting their peers, fishy as well as phenomenal usage of the Twitter medium and finally, overall confusion for everyone. Without any more introductory prose, here is what happened specifically last night in chronological order: [Read more...]

The WFNY email Conversation: Cavs Chatter

Cavaliers Heat BasketballAs we have described to you before, many of our best ideas for columns start in long-winded group email conversations. Sometimes these chats become post-worthy in themselves, like this one did. Not only was it interesting fodder, but it also gives you, our loyal readers, some insight into our crazy day to day world (all while trying to work at our regular, paying jobs). This particular one was spawned by Anderson Varejao getting absolutely posterized by Dwayne Wade during last night’s Cavs win in Miami.

Rick: Anyone wanna start andyvarejaoneedsahug.com?

Rock: I was furious with Andy last night. Yes, it was extremely embarrassing, but he’s not the first to be dunked on and he won’t be the last. There’s no reason to start jawing with Wade after the fact. What could he have possibly been saying to him anyway? [Read more...]

Carnival of the NBA #63: Stress Relief

Michael ScottOkay, everyone.  I’ve figured it out.  The reason that we are all so stressed about the NBA is because we are too intimidated to say what we really think.  We’re keeping these things inside – and that is causing stress.  So, what is the solution? 

The solution is: honesty, laughter, and comedy.  I’m talking about a roast!  Of the NBA!

Who here has the Comedy Central Roast Channel? 

You’ve seen it.  Everyone gets together and starts hurling insults at the one “guy,” but while laughing and hugging each other.  Anything goes… [In Hispanic accent]  Sí Señor.  See…it’s not offensive if it’s a roast.  Don’t hold back.  It can be about being cheap!  It can be about losing clients!  It can even be about your opponents in your fantasy basketball league, regardless of what place you’re in!  Everything is fair game.   

So get cracking…

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NBA Trade Rumors: Shawn Marion and Jermaine O’Neal, Amare Stoudemire’s Future?

Shawn MarionIn a four-player deal that went down on Friday, the Miami Heat have sent forward Shawn Marion to Toronto for forward/center Jermaine O’Neal, forward Jamario Moon and guard Marcus Banks.

First things first: Miami was thought to have been one of the main players in the “Amare Stoudemire” sweepstakes.  Now that they have acquired O’Neal et al – though with a trade exception of approximately $4 million – thoughts are that their biggest chip was in fact Marion, so this will no longer be the case.  High-upside guys like Michael Beasley could in fact be moved, but there would have to be some salary work done on Miami’s end as well.

Secondly, [Read more...]

NBA Draft: A Kink in the Plans?

Danny Ferry, Shaquille O’NealContinuing our preparation for tonight’s festivities 

There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.  But it’s all going on around us, instead of with us.  What’s new, right?

What many have been speculating for a while now has been confirmed by the Indy Star: TJ Ford’s heading to Indiana for Jermaine O’Neal.  Toronto will also send the 17th overall selection to the Pacers, who now get the point guard they have been looking for in Ford as well as two selections (ahead of us) that they can use to replenish their front court – something that many anticipated the Cavaliers to do for quite some time.

So where does that leave us?

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Is TJ Ford Still A Possibility?

TJ Ford, LeBron JamesIt is a secret to no one that follows the NBA that the Cavaliers are in dire need of a point guard.  While many of you have given your support to Delonte West in that regard, it seems that if we could get a solid option at the ‘one,’ West could bump over to the shooting guard and provide a flexible option from the wing.

While names like Baron Davis and Kirk Hinrich continue to float around in the rumor mill, the Toronto Star’s Doug Smith lists Cleveland as one of the teams in talks with the Raptors for point guard T.J. Ford.

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Danny Ferry’s Summer Vacation

Cleveland Cavaliers GM Danny FerryCleveland Cavaliers GM Danny Ferry will look to do more with his summer this year as opposed to years past.

If you’re at all like me, you can recall being a young kid and coming back to school in the fall, and on the first day of class, your teacher had no homework to give out, so instead he/she would instruct us to write an essay detailing how we spent our summer vacations. If you’re even more like me, then your essays as a young child detailed a more active summer than any of Danny Ferry’s essays would have been these past 2 years.

After the infamous and lamentable summer of 2005, the Cavaliers have never been in a position to do much in their off seasons. Tied down with lengthy and pricey contracts, Ferry was unable to do much of anything to bolster this team and make it any better. The summer of 2006, Danny Ferry managed to bring in David Wesley (he of the “worst layup in basketball history” fame) and Scot Pollard. One summer later, he signed Devin Brown (a nice complimentary piece, I suppose, but hardly the kind of player who was going to make a real difference on this team). It’s real easy to accuse of Ferry of not being proactive in those summers, but the fact of the matter was, thanks to Ferry’s bad signings the one summer he was actually active, his hands were tied. No cap space and only the MLE at his disposal, Danny Ferry had to try to make do with what he had.   [Read more...]

O’Neal to the Cavs Rumors Refuse to Go Away

oneal2.jpgScott wrote a little while back about the rumor. In Chad Ford’s version the Cavs give away Zydrunas Ilgauskas….who are they parting with now?

This is becoming the summer of the undying trade rumors in Cleveland. First it was Matt Holliday, a rumor which is still a possibility. Of course on the other end of the Indians spectrum, we have the C.C. Sabathia rumors. For the Cavaliers we’ve seen names like Redd, Baron Davis and even Chauncey Billups. There was even one crazy guy that thought we could get Steve Nash. (Ok, that rumor started with me.) But one rumor that keeps going strong is Cleveland getting Jermaine O’Neal. The latest ‘report’ is that O’Neal himself is anticipating the trade-

The Indiana Pacers are trying to dangle the #11 pick in hopes of being able to package it with one of their ugly contracts (preferably Jermaine O’Neal). There is talk out of O’Neal’s camp that he anticipates being trade to Cleveland at some point this summer, possibly in a deal involving expiring contracts such as Wally Szczerbiak and Eric Snow. [Read more...]

Cleveland Rumor Mill: Cavaliers, Jermaine O’Neal Trade?

Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Jermaine O’NealI want to personally thank those of you who forwarded on a recent ESPN piece that briefly mentioned the possibility of a Cavaliers trade with the Indiana Pacers.  It’s a tough time of season to be a Cavs fan, especially with the successes of last year.  For those of you that have no clue what I’m talking about, Chad Ford recently wrote the following:

Trade rumors keep coming hot and heavy, though most of them aren’t worth repeating.

But here’s one intriguing one I heard today: The Cleveland Cavaliers could trade Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Anderson Varejao and the No. 19 pick to Indiana for Jermaine O’Neal.

At first glance, my feelings were, “Wow, Jermaine O’Neal?”  And then I read on…

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