May 19, 2013

Cavaliers To Win Tonight’s Lottery According to Scientific Donut Eating Study

Before you think this is too silly, just keep in mind that last year, the genius basketball minds behind The Basketball Jones successfully predicted the Cavaliers would win the lottery.

They’re at it again this year, and this time around, they decided to use delicious breakfast pastries as their means of infallible prediction. In fact, using the word prediction might be an insult to the exactness of this study. Perhaps ‘future reporting’ is more accurate. Anyway, you can be the judge of what this means, but the results will make Cavalier fans happy as once again, the Basketball Jones is telling us that the Cavaliers will win the draft lottery tonight.

You can watch the video here.

[Related: The 2012 NBA Draft, And A Ticking Clock]

The Problem With Prognosticating The Cavaliers Season

I’ve certainly invested no shortage of words in trying to figure out just how much worse the Cavaliers will be this season compared to the last couple years. I’m hardly alone. This is the season of previews and predictions, and everyone seems to have trouble agreeing on what kind of record we should expect from the Cavaliers this season.

For most teams, it seems like most of the predictions are in a general state of agreement with the range of predicted wins often fitting within about a 5 win window, although it extends to 8-10 wins for some teams. The Cavaliers, however, have a much larger window of expected wins across the different sources I’ve read.

Vegas lists the Cavaliers’ over/under at 30.5 wins, with the under paying anywhere from (-130) to (-140) while the over is at an even +100. Yahoo!’s Kelly Dwyer gave his now infamous prediction of 12 wins for this team, setting the floor, while the Plain Dealer’s Terry Pluto posted the ceiling with a prediction of 46 wins. That’s a swing of 34 wins. Heck, even among just the staff of the Plain Dealer there’s a swing of 16 wins, from Bill Livingston’s prediction of 30 wins to Pluto’s 46. [Read more...]

Can the Cavaliers Really Lose 70 Games in the 2010-11 Season?

Prognosticating in sports is a weird thing. It’s something almost all of us do, but it’s still a strange idea. We try to predict things like what every team’s record in the NBA will be when we have no clue whatsoever what kind of injuries will take place, how many trades there will be, who will be involved in gun-in-the-locker-room type incidents, etc. Yet that doesn’t deter us from trying our best. [Read more...]