June
12 th
Tale of the Tape: Paul Byrd vs. Choo’s Bird
Written By: Scott | Category: Cleveland Indians | Comments: 12 |
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| 6′1″ | Height | 1′2″ |
| 190 lbs. | Weight | 4 lbs. |
| Approx. 75″ | Wingspan | Approx. 55″ |
| Starting Pitcher | Position | Shallow Left-Center |
| 108 | Career Wins | 1 |
| Low Walk Totals | Strength | Swiping Your Cedar Point French Fries |
| The Fly Ball | Weakness | The Ground Ball |
| Road Beef/Pornography | Arch Enemies | Alka Seltzer |
| Denim Shirts | Preferred Method of Staying Warm | Flying South |
Author: Scott
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LOL A+
Is Paul Byrd’s card from a Teen Bop magazine?
Choo’s Bird FTW
Dear lord, that’s funny. Well done! Something for you to crow about!
Hilarious comparison…and totally agree with the french fries thing.
Love it, I totally forgot about the alka seltzer thing. Maybe i can get BQuinn to throw some out in the parking lot with me at Cedar Point on Sunday.
I like French Fries.
“to crow about!”
Ah!
Paul Byrd looks like Doogie Howser failing to grow into Barney Stinson.
I need some dry shorts.
lol I remember seeing that last night, best win out of that Royals 3 game series.
I lol’d