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June 12, 2009The Buckeyes are the Anti-Browns
June 12, 20096’1″ | Height | 1’2″ |
190 lbs. | Weight | 4 lbs. |
Approx. 75″ | Wingspan | Approx. 55″ |
Starting Pitcher | Position | Shallow Left-Center |
108 | Career Wins | 1 |
Low Walk Totals | Strength | Swiping Your Cedar Point French Fries |
The Fly Ball | Weakness | The Ground Ball |
Road Beef/Pornography | Arch Enemies | Alka Seltzer |
Denim Shirts | Preferred Method of Staying Warm | Flying South |
12 Comments
LOL A+
Is Paul Byrd’s card from a Teen Bop magazine?
Choo’s Bird FTW
Dear lord, that’s funny. Well done! Something for you to crow about!
Hilarious comparison…and totally agree with the french fries thing.
Love it, I totally forgot about the alka seltzer thing. Maybe i can get BQuinn to throw some out in the parking lot with me at Cedar Point on Sunday.
I like French Fries.
“to crow about!”
Ah!
Paul Byrd looks like Doogie Howser failing to grow into Barney Stinson.
I need some dry shorts.
lol I remember seeing that last night, best win out of that Royals 3 game series.
I lol’d