Did Brady Quinn Upgrade?
Sure, he will still be playing the back-up roll the season, but Brady Quinn was still loud and proud at this year’s ESPY awards. But if you notice one thing, it’s that his date isn’t the same girl that he took last season – you know, the one that sat with him through 20-plus draft selections just a little over a year ago?
Strike back to the 2007 red carpet.
And now fast forward a year later…
Now, we know that the ex was Lindy Slinger, the Miami University soccer player. And while she received plenty of air time, awaiting her man’s selection to his NFL future, it appears she is no more. I have no clue who the new “date” is, and honestly do not have the time nor patience to do the research to find out.
But the question now remains: Did Brady upgrade? For a better (larger) view, we got you covered.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Hey, that is my girlfeind. What the….She said she out of town that weekend for business.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
and my girlfriend too…
July 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
i’d say he upgraded. gotta love brunettes.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Upgrade
July 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I say downgrade…the brunette cant possibly be more than 14 years old.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
meh… she looks 12. needs a bigger set too
July 28th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
How long until football season starts?
July 28th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I like choice #2
July 28th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Significant downgrade… he went from dating a woman to dating sperm. Let’s not put the cart before the horse, Brady. Wait until they turn 18.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Good to see WFNY turning into TMZ
July 28th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Upgrade. Brunette trumps blond everytime. Well played, Mr. Quinn.
41 days til Mr. Jessica Simpson comes to town.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Downgrade. That chick looks 14 and has Zero curves.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Downgrade. Of course I can’t really tell because his outfit has blinded me.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
@I’m Ron Burgandy: Slow news day…
July 28th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Gentlemen prefer blondes…downgrade.
July 28th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Mr. Quinn I’d like to have a word with you. Why dont you have a seat right here. Dont try to run, the police are waiting outside. If you’ve seen the show before you know what will happne to you…
July 28th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Holy crap, who dressed him, Judge Smales?
Major major downgrade.
July 28th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
@draftnik1: I think they were asking about his date… not Brady.
Still, a slight downgrade. The lady I mean. Brady is always top-notch.
July 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Definite downgrade on his wardrobe, Upgrade on the arm candy. You’d think he’d like a more athletic woman though.
July 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Who cares about the girls, that suit is a DOWNGRADE.
July 28th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Toss-up. The 2nd maybe.
July 28th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Rookie’s got a lot to learn about beards… google ‘Carmella DiCesare’ and get back to me son.
July 28th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
i really don’t think i care
July 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Downgrade, on both the girl and the suit.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
The girl is an upgrade. However its all a show, we all know that Quinn is gay.
July 28th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
i like brunettes, but that girl is a trig. i liked the first one better.
and this guy needs better suits.
July 28th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
uh, twig**
July 28th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
You could take the first girl home to meet mom, the second girl you would think about taking home to mom until you realize shes already met your 13 year old sister’s best friend.
Although dating the 12 year old does explain why hes dressed like a clown . . .
Hoy
July 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am
haha, i like how this post got the most responses since the whole “lebron to ny” post a couple weeks back.
…and definitely a downgrade
July 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am
yeah hoy because your wife looks so much older…
@Mendy: I was thinking the same thing.
Meka was the only one close. The correct answer is:
yes, no, yes, no
July 29th, 2008 at 9:38 am
@ Larry: I was talking about the girl WRT “downgrade”. The suit speaks for itself.
“Hi, Lindy, yeah, you don’t know me, but are you free for dinner?”
July 29th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
It’s the same girl. She just went back to her natural hair color
July 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
guy is a queer. I’d say the photos are altered.
July 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
she’s much shorter, so maybe he feels more masculine around her. I mean, after the “body by Brady” bee-ess that he put out he’s gotta do something to save face.
no frontal shot, but she looks… lacking in certain key areas.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Jesus!!! What is she 15?! For the first time I’m BQ fan!
July 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
How nice, Brady brought his little sister with him to the ESPYs; maybe next year will be his mom.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Here’s a transcript of the conversation Brady had with his assistant while getting ready to go to the ESPY’s:
BQ: “Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.”
July 29th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Nice work Scott. You made it on SI.com
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/07/29/dream-olympic-competitors/index.html
July 29th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Brady is bold trying to pull off the white shoes….
July 29th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Who is that chick with Sonny Crockett?
July 29th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
#2 is definitely an upgrade!
…I think I’m a BQ fan…
July 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
…All of you “guys” must be from east of the mississippi…the blond is way cool…the brunette looks like my sister…
July 30th, 2008 at 9:50 am
If you look at the background in picture #2, I think you can see a “To Catch a Predator” camera lurking. Definite downgrade on woman and suit as some have mentioned. The brunette might be fun seeing how small she is but the blonde has the body of a real woman. It’s not that I prefer blondes…I’m an equal opportunity kind of guy. On another note, the brunette kind of looks like Masiela Lusha who used to be on the George Lopez Show.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I guess the white sports jacket-white belt-white shoes combo is big in Ohio – nice!
July 30th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Who knew a post regarding Brady Quinn’s ESPY date would elicit 40+ responses??? I’d say upgrade, assuming that she is of legal age. Brunettes FTW every time.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:27 am
2nd downgrade…gets worse every time
The man must be blind.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Girl #2 looks like she is about 12 years old. She is prettier than the other girl, but you still would think that he could do better.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:11 am
You sure that is not his daughter?
March 24th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
The brunette is an UPGRADE. She’s a stone cold fox. Smokin BABE. Lucky bastard.