Shaquille O’Neal’s Cheat Sheet Uncovered
Written By: Rick | Category: Cleveland Cavaliers | Comments: 23So it appears that Shaq is having trouble picking up on all the different offensive sets and plays that the Cavaliers run. You may have read this from Brian Windhorst’s column-
With the start of the regular season less than a week away, the Cavaliers new center is admitting he’s still having some trouble learning the offense. It is a different system from what’s he been used to during much of his career and he’s struggling a bit remembering and executing some of the plays.
“It is vital that I start to memorize the plays” O’Neal said. “I’ve been used to a certain system for 17 years so I have to work on that. I still have a few days before we start.”
Apparently the Cavaliers were listening. They have made Shaq a cheat sheet of his responsibilities during every offensive set. It is not known at this time if Shaq intends to wear the sheet on a wristband like an NFL quarterback, or if he will try and memorize it. In an exclusive to WFNY, we give you the Shaq cheat sheet.
Author: Rick
Rick is a co-founder and editor of WFNY. His love of Cleveland sports is surpassed only by his faith and love of his family. Follow him on Twitter- @rickwfny.Rick has written 743 articles for Waiting for Next Year.
Haha I approve completely!
Eric Mangini called on behalf of the Cleveland Cavaliers and would like you to cease and desist. You’re giving away critical strategic advantage.
This is the same sheet I had in 7th grade. I couldn’t dunk then, and I can’t dunk now.
Rick, that is brilliant! Slap a WFNY sticker to the side of your head!
Best. T-shirt idea. Ever.
That is the BEST thing I’ve seen in a very long time! Laughed so hard some co-workers had to come look. We all approve. I’m on board with Joseph – Best T-shirt Idea EVER!
Freaking awesome!! the browns offense should consider this simplicity. you do need a few playmakers to make it work however!
I think the Big Fella can handle that, LOL
And who said Mike Brown was uncreative/retarded on offense??? Pssshhhh!
This goes into the WFNY Hall of Fame of posts.
T-Shirt. Now.
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The shirt idea is legitimate. You absolutely need to market this. Fantastic!
I’m with the bandwagon, In fact, I’d like to order a dozen of these shirts right now- 3 Med, 6 Large, 3 XL.
thanks and Go Cavs!
Flowcharts FTW!
http://xkcd.com/210/
nothing more to add than what has been said. great!
As an engineer, I absolutely love this!
Classic!
funny, but certainly not the “best t-shirt idea ever”.
I’m with Feel – best T-shirt idea ever is an xxtra long tee that’s down to the knees, with no sleeves.
Pure. Sexxxx.
Rick,
That was brilliant. I too would like to see a WFNY t-shirt.
RIGHT SIDE!
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
-Lu Galasso
Where can we get this on a t-shirt? I want one!