WaitingForNextYear

As Lucy used to say, “Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Brownest!”

Yep. On the same day I laughed at the plight of the Cincinnati Bengal offense (see Declawed), it seems a Cleveland Brown was running from the law. Literally. Cleveland CB Kenny Wright, who should be pushing for a starting job with the trade of Leigh Bodden, was arrested Thursday after police ran him down for a quarter mile. I can’t make this stuff up folks.

Pearland, Texas- Browns defensive back Kenny Wright was arrested Thursday after police said he led them on a quarter-mile foot chase that began in the parking lot of the police station.

The 30-year-old Wright faces a misdemeanor charge of unlawful restraint, a misdemeanor charge of evading arrest and a misdemeanor charge of possession of marijuana. He remained in the Pearland City Jail on Thursday night pending a bond hearing today.

Pearland police said officers were investigating a disturbance in the police station parking lot around 11:30 a.m. Thursday. When officers approached Wright, he took off running and was eventually caught in a nearby subdivision.

Police said they found 1.875 ounces of marijuana in the nine-year NFL veteran’s vehicle.

Seriously. What in the world are you doing getting into a ‘disturbance’ in the police station parking lot with marijuana in your car?!?! Idiot. At the very least, you can count on Roger Godell having something to say about this, even if Wright avoids prison time. Expect Wright to miss in the neighborhood of 3 games. Sound about right?

I suggest that we stay positive about the Browns however. Let’s treat this as an isolated incident and continue to enjoy what has been a most productive off season. How about a little dancing music?

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