April
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Is it just me or have the Indians used Travis Hafner in an inordinate amount of promotions this year. First, it was the “spend $48 in the team shop and get two ‘free’ tickets” promotion. Now I see that they have ticket packages creatively named after our designated hitter.

I know this may just be bitterness making its way to our beloved blog, but I think someone should focus more on getting this guy’s stroke back rather than attempting to come up with witty marketing slogans to help sell a product aside from the one that is on the field of play.
Commence Rock saying something about his eyesight in 3…2…
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Actually, that plan was in place before the season began…but still. The Grady plan would include candlelight dinners for two I guess.
Someday Jobu will come and help the bats to not be afraid.
Sign me up. Er….what was the question again?
I thought Jobu wasn’t enough to hit curveballs? Perhaps Joba will be the tonic he needs….
I wonder. If he is supposed to be showing off his flexing abilities, why are his biceps covered. We can see his bulging, veiny forearms, but the guns are hidden from view. THAT is what doesnt make sense to me.
With all the recent focus on steroids this seems like a terrible idea to me.
(not implying Hafner uses steroids, just the fact that showing off the fact someone is huge/ripped in baseball has negative connotations)